Computer thief caught by nerd

Lesson: Don't steal a computer from a computer nerd. The victim who's Mac was stolen was able to remotely access the hard drive. He found this video the thief made of himself dancing like a jackass. It's now posted all over the web... the perfect revenge! Here's a link to the whole story (video is below)

The male version of Brandi

For those of you who listen to the show... this isn't that bad. Bahbahleydah!!!

RIP Liz Taylor

Pole Dancing for Jesus

Yep... she's serious. Put on your best clear heels and praise the lord!

Russian "How I Met Your Mother" Remake

This is an actual commercial for the Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother". I think they did a pretty good job copying the sets and picking actors that kind of look like their American couterparts! I only wish I spoke Russian...

Footage of Knute the Bear's death

You've probably heard about the Polar Bear in Germany that died. Knute was abandoned by his parents and raised by zoo keepers. The bear was beloved by Germans and suddenly died over the weekend. Here's footage of Knute's death taken by an onlooker. The bear keeps spinning in circles and then just falls over and dies... crazy.

Photo of the week

I know it's only Monday... but this is clearly the photo of the week:

Super Moon photos

Did you see Super Moon on Saturday night? If you were inside watching the NCAA tournament and missed it, here's a slide show of some pretty nifty photos.

Worried about radiation?

Before you run out and get those iodine pills, click the chart below and relax. Oh, and stop eating bananas.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Boris and Brandi are broadcasting LIVE from Mahoney's in Poughkeepsie all morning long for St. Patrick's Day! Stop by for some Irish breakfast and your chance to win tickets to see Sick Puppies at The Chance tonight!

Snooki in the WWE ring

If you missed it last night, Snooki was on WWE's Monday Night Raw and, of course, got into the mix by jumping into the ring and kicking some ass. It wasn't nearly as good as my tumble in the ring with Sgt. Slaughter... but pretty respectable.

Gilbert Gottfried was fired for these tweets

Gilbert Gottfried lost his job as the AFLAC duck yesterday because of the jokes he made about the Japanese Tsunami on Twitter. Were the jokes really that insensitive? Yeah, they were. But you can decide for yourself if they were funny (and if you're going to hell for laughing). Since he removed them from Twitter, you have to go here to read them.

Video of the week

While playing with my iPad over the weekend I found this and couldn't stop laughing...

Zach Galifianakis on SNL

Zach Galifianakis' amazing monologue from this week's Saturday Night Live:


Last time Zach hosted he shaved his beard live during the show. If you watched until the end, you noticed that this time Zach shaved his head for a "Mr. T sketch" that never aired. Was there ever a Mr. T sketch to begin with? This video may clear that up... looks like it was just a joke.

Sealed bottle in a microwave goes boom

Do NOT try this at home.

Larry Kudlow from CNBC is a piece of S#!%

Kudlow on the Tsunami in Japan: “The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll and we can be grateful for that.” Nice.

If Ferris Bueller's Day Off was an indie film

The trailer for Ferris Bueller's Day Off, recut as an indie film. Genius.

Insane Tsunami footage

Early this morning an earthquake ripped through Japan, triggering a 13-foot Tsunami. Here's some of the footage that's coming through. Incredible.

Spring Break 1988!

This video from Lonely Island recaptures the glory days of MTV's Spring Break. (It's a joke, BTW... Andy Samberg would have been like 10 years old.)

Acapella Heaven

I dare you to listen all the way through.

Happy Mardi Gras!

It's FAT TUESDAY! If you can't make it to Burbon Street, check out this live cam for all of the smelly, drunken (boobs!) action.

Jennifer Aniston Sex Tape

Hahaha... Smart Water is using Jennifer Aniston to come up with a "viral" video to sell expensive bottles of stuff that comes out of the tap in your house for free. And they're using things you look at on the Internet. And Jennifer Aniston is trying WAY too hard... Is anyone else not the least bit thirsty after watching this?

Priest handcuffed in cell propositions officers

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Best family picture ever...

This family is WINNING!

Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone

Serioulsy, Rolling Stone? The cover?

Bieber gives the finger

Charlie Sheen on Peanuts

This clip is courtesy of the Jimmy Kimmel show... Charlie Sheen as Charlie Brown:

Charlie Sheen "Winning" montage

The best Charlie Sheen quotes in one epic mash-up:

Paula Deen licking and riding a man

Paula Deen has a bit too much wine, licks butter off of one of her Food Network costars and then rides him like a horse.