Merry Christmas!

Brandi and I return on January 3rd. Thanks for a great year, we both hope you have an awesome holiday!

Brooklyn Brewery's Garrett Oliver calls in

Here's audio from this morning's interview with Brewmaster Garrett Oliver from Brooklyn Brewery. This is for my beer-geek friends out there... enjoy.

Antoine Dodson "Chimney Intruder"

Hey, no one love Antoine more than I do... but I think the novelty expires in 2011. Enjoy your last few days of fame, dude.

Rex Ryan foot fetish video

Everyone is going nuts over this foot fetish video allegedly made by Jets head coach Rex Ryan and his wife. I say GOOD FOR THEM! They've been married for 23 years... if her stinky feet still turns the old coach on then that's something to be celebrated, not ashamed of.

And the winner is...

I didn't realize that the Holocaust was a contest... but contratulations to Elie Wiesel! I've got to read Night again. I missed the part where he won the million dollars.

Is this Demi Lovato doing coke?

Some are claiming that this is Demi Lovato doing a huuuuuuuge line of coke. This may explain her behavior in those leaked photos from last week.

***UPDATE - the video was taken down by the host. Sorry.

Witness the creation of an a-hole

I'm not even a parent yet, but I already know that laughing at this kid's ungratefulness has set him on course to douchebagville. Good job, parents!

Alf outtakes are dirty and racist

These outtakes never made it to the Alf DVD collection... If you enjoy hearing a puppet say dirty words and pretend to have Turrets so he can say the N-word you'll love this. If you're like me, a little part of your childhood dies today:

*NSFW - Language*

Base jumper temporarily avoids police

Zach Morris eating a gingerbread penis

Black Swan sex scene

Merry Christmas. Here's $12 you don't have to spend on Black Swan just to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have sex. Click on the picture if you're over 18

I hate (love) our listeners!

Last year I ranted about how much I hate it when people send me "glitter bomb" Christmas cards. You know, those cards that explode with glitter all over your house when you take them out of the envelope? Well, Jenn in Chester couldn't resist sending me one this year... uh, thanks.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Congratulations to Patrick House, winner of NBC's Biggest Loser... He lost 181 pounds and no longer looks as big as his last name.

Parrot sings Drowning Pool

Coolest... Parrot... Ever...

Demi Lovato leaked photos

Well, it was bound to happen. Some not-so-innocent photos of Disney star Demi Lovato have leaked to the internet. This one is interesting because Demi is posing with the girl she allegedly punched out before going to rehab. Guess they weren't always enemies!

Kids Christmas concert I would actually watch

This is the time of year when parents are dragged out of their comfy houses to watch their untalented little kids sing off-key versions of annoying holiday songs. If only more schools were as cool as this one! Somehow the music teacher got all of her students (and parents) to sing the Trololo song:

Finals week sucks

Good luck everyone! See you after the break...

Disgruntled worker tells London to F-off

A disgruntled worker at Harrods in London got drunk and locked himself in a room that controls the holiday lights outside the world-famous department store. He re-arranged the lighting pattern to read "F*** OFF". The message lasted for an hour until he could be removed from the control room. Click for the full article and un-edited image.

Hugh Jackman hurts himself on Oprah

Here's video of that stunt we were talking about yesterday. Huge-Jack-Man decided to take a zipline onto Oprah's set but wound up crashing into a light and cutting his beautiful face. Side note: I kind of love the fact that Australians have an amazing sense of humor. They find a way to laugh at everything... listen to everyone on set laugh at Huge-Jack-Man as he busts his face open!

Nicolas Cage is nuts in real life, too

Nic Cage was outisde a club in Romania when he was caught on camera losing his mind. He was caught yelling "I WILL F***ING DIE IN THE NAME OF HONOR! YOU WILL RESPECT HIM, LIKE YOU RESPECT ME!" and some other nonesense...

Bus driver kills Frosty, loses his job

This bus driver in a Chicago suburb has quit his job after officials saw this video of him running over a snowman in the street.

Guy goes nuts at school board meeting

Here's some crazy video of a man interrupting a school board meeting in Panama City, Fla., spray painting a red “V” on the wall, then shooting at the board members. He fortunately missed and no board members were harmed. The man, Clay Duke, later shot himself. (This video does not contain footage of his suicide)

Metrodome collapses

And in nine months the Metrodome will give birth to a little baby Metrodome:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Someone got World Of Warcraft as an early Christmas gift!

DO NOT TRY THIS!!!

Here's some more sledding stupidity. These guys combine a sled, bungee cord and an old abandoned building:

Reason 38 why I don't do cruises

Here's video of the latest high-seas disaster. From "Russia Today": "A US-operated Antarctic cruise ship with 160 people aboard has lost an engine in high seas, but is limping safely to its scheduled port. The Argentine Navy said the Clelia II declared an emergency on Tuesday, reporting it had lost an engine amid heavy seas and 55 miles per hour (90 km per hour) winds. The ship, operated by Polar Cruises of Bend, Oregon, has 100 passengers and 60 crew members aboard.”

Perfect tailpipe placement

Oops:

Don't try this on Metro North

This looks terribly dangerous:

3D building projections are getting awesome

In all of the big cities 3D building projections are now a pretty common way to promote a business or new movie... this one from Dallas is pretty amazing, though.

Don't EVER get in a cab in China

Brad Pitt grabs Angelina's ass on the red carpet

Everyone is up in arms about Brad Pitt's wandering hand on the red carpet the other day. Uh... why WOULDN'T you do this every chance you got?

Drunk Santa caught on Surveillance Cam

I'm calling "fake" on this one... but still, pretty entertaining to watch!

Listener Submission: The Cup Size Choir

Thanks to listener, Rocco, for sending this one in. It's a virtual keyboard that you can play on your computer... The cool part? Each key is a different lovely lady dressed in lingere singing each note.

Inception in real time

Our DVD of the week is Inception, which is out in stores today. For those of you who've seen it, here's a pretty cool video of the dream sequences in real time... Helps make a little more sense of the movie if you were confused before. (Spoilers if you didn't see it yet)

New Beer Of The Week!

This week's beer is Barney Flats Oatmeal Stout - one of my favorite stouts of all time! You can get it for half price all this week at Half Time. To find out more about this beer and the Boris Beer Of The Week promotion, just click the banner below!

MMA Fail!

This match is over before it even begins:

Crazy hand model lady

This lady is nuts. SNL has got to get Kristin Wig to do this character...

Guy almost dies on German game show.

This clip is all over the place today... a guy attempts to jump over a car using special "Kangaroo Shoes" but suffers a near-fatal face plant. Justin Bieber was supposed to perform on this very show, but his appearance was quickly cancelled after this incident shut down production.

This is not Photoshopped

This woman showed up to the gathering of santas in makeup and a specially designed costume so she would stand out... by not standing out. Pretty cool!

Flurries on Sunday? Be prepared!

The forecast is calling for possible flurries on Sunday. Time to get into the snow mindframe...

Here's a good question to ponder: When you see everyone falling on a slippery patch of ice on the sidewalk do you go downstairs and put up a sign warning people so they don't get seriously hurt or do you just grab your camera and start filming? Luckily, these folks chose the latter.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

A company that specializes in extremely large panties for obese women has made its largest size yet–a whopper size 74 for 105 inch waistlines. It’s the largest size ever sold! Size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL fits 8.75 ft. around for women who weigh at least 630 pounds. Link

Kid solves the church's problems

Sometimes the simplest answer really is the best solution:

Auto Tune isn't new... suck it, T-Pain

This old film shows the miracle of electronic singing. The Sonovox was created way back in 1940...

Susan Boyle messes up on live TV

This is from The View. Susan Boyle blamed a frog in her throat for having to stop her live performance. It was probably a whole Turkey with gravey, not a frog.

Guy almost dies because of BTO

This worker is minding his own business, rocking out to Bachman Turner Overdrive's rehearsal when the gods of rock and roll take notice of his terrible taste in music and strike him down for being a douche. If you don't want to be tortured by BTO, forward to 1:17 for the incident.

Woman blows turkey gobbler

This is what it looks like when natural instinct kicks in: