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The biggest fails of November

Here they are... all in one place!

**NSFW because of a few bad words... what else are you going to say when you're hit in the crotch with a Coke can?**

From the WRRV mail bag

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Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!

"Suspected" drunk driver caught on tape

A couple of weeks ago I posted a video showing an interview with a woman who was allegedly drunk after she hit a school bus full of kids. This guy is probably just as innocent:

RIP Leslie Nielsen

Yesterday afternoon everyone was mourning the loss of Leslie Nielsen... here's a look at some of his best moments:

Happy Thanksgiving!

Brandi and I both wish you and your families a great Thanksgiving! Don't forget to tune in on Black Friday to hear our yearly live broadcast from Best Buy in the Poughkeepsie Galleria... and if you're out shopping, make sure to stop by and say hi!

Pregnant Turkey!

This husband pranked his wife by sticking a cornish game hen inside the Thanksgiving turkey... Unfortunately, the wife is too stupid to know that Turkeys lay eggs.

This is how we do it

But, this is probably how it shouldn't be done...

Subway to Hogwarts

Spotted in the city this weekend...

Buzz Lightyear FAIL

Now you can take Buzz to infinity... and beyond.

Boris' Beer of the Week

Today we kick off Boris' Beer of the Week!

Click here to see our very first selection and find out how you can fill up for half price every week at Half Time!

Official Green Lantern trailer

Am I the only one who thinks this looks really good?

Metallica hates children

I don't know what's less "Rock and Roll": Kicking balls into the audience or almost killing your child that you brought to watch you kick balls into the audience.

Bristol Palin and The Situation in a confusing PSA

This is the most confusing PSA for abstinence ever made...

1 - Why is The Situation hitting on what is obviously a grenade?
2 - Bristol Palin is sanctimonious about not having sex until marriage, but she's got a little kid at home and The Situation doesn't.
3 - The Situation just keeps saying the word "situation" for no apparent reason.
4 - It's an abstinence PSA that promotes condom use????
5 - If condoms are so important, why doesn't Bristol take one just in case? It probably would have prevented that little mistake she had a few years ago...

Feel free to add your own questions below after watching... this video will be studied for ages.

Woman hits school bus and does interview

This woman hit a school bus with her car (no one got hurt). There is a suspicion that she may have been drunk at the time... you decide:

The world's youngest fashion designer is slightly annoying

Slightly may be an understatement. I am so happy we're having a boy:

Lou Holtz makes an intern cry

Lou Holtz was doing an interview when he was the Gamecocks head coach. Apparently, he wasn't happy that his intern brought him over for the interview. Dude, she's an INTERN... It's bad enough you're making her hold your microphone pack, don't berate her in front of everyone! What a Gamecock. (You can her her break down and cry at the end).

Poor man's heater

It's getting cold out there... and heating oil is expensive!

Fatty-Fat Friday: Breaking News!

This is a real news story:

Star Wars spoiler from 1978

Thank God there was no Internet in 1978... otherwise this article that ran in a local newspaper would have gone viral and completely ruined The Empire Strikes Back for millions of fans! It's amazing that this spoiler never spread in the 2 years before the sequel was released.

Angelina from The Jersey Shore has a new rap single

As if Angelina wasn't hated enough...

Robert Downey Jr. is Mr. Peanut

Here's a first look at the new Mr. Peanut commercial featuring a stop-motion animated peanut with the voice of Robert Downey Jr.

New cigarette warnings may hit packages soon

Federal health officials are considering putting more graphic warnings on packages of cigarettes. Below are a few examples. What do you think? Good idea or too graphic?

Disney World surprise FAIL

You've seen those commercials where the parents surprise their kids with the news that they're going to Disney World. The kids scream with excitement and give Mom and Dad a big hug... Yeah, that didn't happen here. Apparently Dick's house is WAY more fun than Disney World.

Todays moment of courage...

...or unathleticism:

Time Lapse video of the NYC Marathon

Thousands of nipples bleeding in slow motion:

Barbara Bush's fetus filled jar

For those of you who didn't get the joke I posted on Twitter yesterday, here's the backstory:

Lucky penalty kick

Lesson learned: Goalies should not celebrate so quickly.

Listener submission: Inappropriate pop-up book

From Nicole in Stormville:

Hey Boris!
You better watch out what reading material you buy for your kid. I'd stay away from this pop-up book about elephants, I think something strange is going on here!

Dunkin' Donuts selling meat munchkins

My first thought was "Are these made from ACTUAL Munchkins?" Thankfully, the answer is no. Here's the actual description from DD:

Everyone loves a traditional pancake and sausage breakfast, but in our typical busy day it’s almost impossible to find the time it takes to sit down and enjoy it. With our new Pancake Bites, we’ve put the traditional taste of pancakes and sausage into a portable, poppable snack that you can take with you on the go, in the car, at work or any time day or night.

Conan's back

The cold open from last night's debut of Conan on TBS:

The Mini Situation

After getting kicked off Dancing With The Stars, The Situation hasn't been himself:

Middle School football trick play.

The QB pretends to be awarded extra yards and walks right past the defense. Dirty trick, and they wound up losing anyway.

Miley Cyrus caught drinking a beer

Perhaps it was to help her cope with her parents splitting up (and her mom having an affair with Brett Michaels), but Miley Cyrus was caught in Madrid drinking a beer. The drinking age in Spain is 18 and Miley is currently only 17, but according to local authorities underage drinking isn't a big deal and not usually dealt with by law enforcement. So, what do you think... is this a huge scandal or not?

Awesome beer cooler!

Introducing the Shoot-A-Brew. Yes, it's a real product... and yes, I want one for Christmas!

Wheel Of Fortune WIN!

I'll admit, I don't watch much Wheel. I always thought it was one of those game shows for people too stupid to watch Jeopardy... until I saw this contestant:

Looks like a nice car...

...until you read the description. Nasty.

Beer Pong fail

Game over!

Distracted driver of the year

This guy is driving while reading a book... and a Kindle... and talking on the phone.

*NSFW - strong language*

Nirvana mashed up with The Final Countdown

Genius or fail?

Weatherman throws his mic at polar bears

Clumsy weatherman will never live this moment down:

Riot breaks out at McDonalds

THE McRIB'S BACK!!!!!

Mark Zuckerberg's house on Halloween

A million dollars isn't cool... you know what is? Giving out WHOLE candy bars on Halloween!

Photos from the WRRV Boo Ball

WOW! What an amazing night at the Mid Hudson Civic Center. If you weren't there, these 350 or so pictures don't even begin to do it justice. See you next year!