Friday, April 16, 2010

Jesus: "Well hung" in more than one way?

A church in Oklahoma is in hot water over this cross that's hanging over the altar:


A local artist created the image, and claims that it's six-pack abs, much like "The Situation", that appears on Jesus' stomach. Some church-goers aren't buying it. They believe it's a huge penis sticking out of Jesus' loin cloth - again, much like "The Situation"... You be the judge.

5 comments:

  1. i see jesus' weenis!

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  2. Well.. the Romans crucified you naked.
    It was a pretty humiliating way to go.

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  3. First of all if that was six pack abs they sure would not be in the middle of Jesus' chest. I believe that the artist who made this was not thinking. Abs go from side to side not up and down. I think that the church should reconsider this and take down that cross. What was the artist really thinking when making the cross?

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  4. The artist didn't intend it to look like a penis. The church should get their money back though cause unfortunately, Janet isn't a very good artist. Bad capture of light and contour. and yes jesus did have a penis and he was crucified naked (no loin cloth) so if you want to be accurate then all depictions of the crucifix should be naked.

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  5. Take his body into your mouth

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