Family Guy takes on Empire Strikes Back

Family Guy will be releasing the sequel to their Star Wars Episode, "Blue Harvest" just in time for Christmas. The take-off of Empire Strikes Back is called "Something Something Something Darkside". Here's the trailer:

New photo of Tiger Woods' accident

Ooooh... he sliced it into the trees!

Psycho girlfriend destroys dude's Xbox

Here's a warning: Playing Call Of Duty all day and having a girlfriend doesn't mix. I wonder if this is what happened to Tiger Woods?

Let's check in with Susan Boyle

I wonder how she's doing these days... uh oh!


Just moments after finishing a note-perfect performance on live American television, Susan Boyle was seen on television breaking down in tears.

The 48-year-old had been enjoying lunch with fans at the Rock Centre cafe in New York's Rockefeller Centre.

But she appeared increasingly withdrawn and started to tremble and suck her thumb. Then, visibly overcome with emotion, she bowed her head and began to sob.

From The Daily Mail

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Happy Black Friday!
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Boris and Brandi wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!

See you Black Friday at Best Buy in the Poughkeepsie Galleria for the Music All Morning live broadcast.

Demi Moore Photoshop-gate continues

Remember last week when I pointed out the horrific Photoshop job that was done to Demi Moore's photo on the cover of W Magazine? If you look not-even-so-closely, you can clearly see that an entire chunk of her hip has disappeared:
Well, someone has found a photo of 26-year-old model, Angela Rubik, that looks amazingly like 49-year-old Demi Moore's body on the cover of W:

Here's what happens when you superimpose the photos on top of each other:

It's pretty clear that they popped Demi's head on someone else's body. I guess 49 is too old and saggy for the cover of a magazine. Now, if you're gonna put some old lady's head on top of a hot, young chick's body why would you even have to do more airbrushing? If they didn't do such a crapy job we probably wouldn't have ever noticed. Idiots.

The new Seinfeld finale

If you missed Curb Your Enthusiasm on Sunday (or don't get HBO), you missed out on the Seinfeld "reunion". Here's the last 7 minutes of the show, where we get to see the Seinfeld episode Larry was working on all season... complete with Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer. Man, I wish they would decide to just bring the show back, because watching this is way more entertaining than seeing Jay Leno make Paris Hilton jokes every night.

Paula Dean hit in the face with a giant ham

Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all!


(I hate posting videos with commercials, but seeing Paula get smacked in the kisser with a ham is worth it, I guess.)

Hockey fans are animals

Bad idea: Giving crazy hocky fans your hockey stick.

Reason it's a bad idea: You're handing them a weapon to fight over / with.

What to do after you realize it's a bad idea: Just stand there and stare.

I have to start watching Fox Business

Parking Brake Fail

I don't know how this guy didn't see his truck roll away... wait for the money shot at the end of the video.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

The last Oprah Winfrey Show will air on September 9th, 2011.
Here's a special Fatty-Fat Farewell for our pal, Oprah...

Kids Reenact the first Thanksgiving

With less than a week away from Thanksgiving, check out this quick history lesson of the holiday:

Outtake from Sarah Palin's Oprah interview

Now she's actually making some sense...

We applaud Nordstrom!

blogofboris.com begins implosion of universe

Our website was recently featured on another website called cheezburger.com. So, I'm posting their post of my post on this post. All we need to do is have someone take this post about the post featuring my post and post it on cheezburger.com and we can race the Hadron Collider to making the universe collapse into itself.

Wii Pray video game for Christians

Just in time for the holidays!


Mass: We Pray Game Trailer - Watch more Game Trailers

Stuffed animal talk show cancelled

If every episode ended like this, I would watch the Channing Show every day.

Photoshop Fail: Demi's missing hip

Hey W magazine, when you chop of someone's fat hip make sure it matches the other hip... and it lines up with her leg. Especially if it's on the COVER of your magazine.

Check in to the Hamster Hotel

A hotel in France (where else?) is offering guests the chance to spend a night like a hamster. The room comes complete with a giant wheel, hamster costumes and even a pile of hay to sleep in. Thanks, but I'll stick with the Heavenly Bed over at the Westin.

Pizza Hut with the best view in the world

This is either really cool... or very sad.

Anti-Immigration protest is 'punked

Minnesota anti-immigration Teagbaggers welcomed a guest speaker to their rally. Robert Erickson talks to the crowd about the evils of… European immigrants. You know, the people who came to this country and totally ruined it. The crowd doesn't get it and even joins him in a chant of "Columbus Go Home!" Priceless.

Drunk Dude: the video game

Someone took video surveillance footage of the drunkest guy ever and turned it into a video game. Funny stuff.

Domino World Record

On Saturday a new world's record was set in the Netherlands. During a 2-hour TV broadcast, more than 4 million dominoes were knocked down. Imagine spending 2-hours watching dominoes fall on National TV! Here in the U.S. we reserve 2-hour specials for more important things, like when Kardashians get married.

Feed the turtles

Here's your diversion for today: Click the mouse to feed the turtles. They will follow you around until you do.

Idiot drives his car into a lake

Watch what happens:



According to a local paper, the man, who refused to give his name, was looking at real estate in Galveston, Texas. About 3 p.m. a low-flying pelican distracted him as he traveled north on Interstate 45 just south of the hurricane levee near Omega Bay. The man jerked the wheel, dropped his cell phone, and the car's front tire left the frontage road and entered a muddy patch, which foiled his attempt to maneuver away from the lagoon.

From the "Ask a stupid question..." file

Click to view

Beaver pees on TV host

Showing your beaver on TV has its risks...

Black actors airbrushed out of "Couples Retreat" poster

Posters for "Couples Retreat" got the Photoshop treatment when the movie was premiered in the U.K. On the left is the version that was used in the U.S. and to the right is the one being used around London. Notice which two actors have now suddenly disappeared?

A Universal spokesman said the revised advert aimed ‘to simplify the poster to actors who are most recognisable in international markets’.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Hot Tub Party!

Google Maps gets U2

Even Google Maps knows that there are only two members of U2 that really matter. The technology that protects the identity of crack dealers all over the country decided that Larry Mullen Jr. and Adam Clayton were private citizens requiring anonymity... but Bono and The Edge were celebrities that didn't need to be blurred out.

Link to actual map

Making a crack-head chase a laser pointer

Experiment:
To see if a crack-head hanging around outside of your apartment will chase a laser pointer just like a house cat.

Answer:

Two little girls sing "Help"

When I first saw this video I thought "Crap, Hanson's back?" Actually, this is a video of two young girls doing a spot-on version of the Beatles' "Help". Watching the video I can only wonder how many hours the girls' Beatles-obsessed father made them sit and learn songs by the fab four. Do you think the fact that they chose "Help" is a signal to the internet community? Are they begging to be saved from a hellish life of having to listen to "Lady Madonna" over and over until they nail the ba-ba-ba-ba's?

They are talented, though.

Risky Business FAIL

These two hot chicks had a great idea... but probably should have used a little less Murphy's Oil.

Jon Gosselin... funny? Who knew?

Yeah, everyone hates this douche... but the ability to make fun of yourself is high on my list of admirable qualities. I'm so conflicted!

Woman who's face got chewed off by chimp on Oprah

Remember Charla Nash? She's the woman who's face got chewed off by that crazy monkey. She decided to reveal her disfigured face on Oprah yesterday... I don't think you're ready to see this:

Metallagher!

What do you get when you cross a Metallica tribute band with a prop comic that smashes watermellons? Metallagher! I've never been more inspired to buy a raincoat and hop a flight to Texas.

Finally, a reason to watch MTV again

Born and raised in New Jersey, I spent a good portion of my life at the Jersey Shore. I can't wait for this beautifully crafted documentary:

Woman with two vaginas

The doublemint twins have nothing on this chick.

Woman falls on subway track and barely misses train

Thank goodness this happened in Boston, where they have those tiny little Mr. Rodgers trains. If this was in NYC the drunkard would have been mashed potatoes.

Banana Man!

Did I mention how much I love Japanese commercials?

Worst preacher ever

If I were these people I would reach into the collection basket and get my money back. This preacher seems to think that the corruption of our society is somehow linked to... wait for it... men who sit down when they pee.

Weezer jams with Kenny G

Yep, it's not a misprint.

Roomba Pac-Man

These students created a real-life Pac-Man game using a few Roombas and some custom made guidance software. Nerd-tastic!

Create a fake Facebook conversation

You know those disturbing Facebook conversations that have been popping up around the 'net? Well, this is how you make one yourself.

New zoo exhibit makes guest soil themselves

The Werribee Open Range Zoo in Melbourne has introduced a new exhibit that essentially simulates a lion attack:


The Jeep is cut in half by a giant glass window, giving the illusion of being on safari. I don't know if this is more disturbing for the people in the Jeep or the poor lion who think's he's getting a snack.

Email scandal at Cornell

Have you ever sent a very embarrasing private email to an entire college campus by mistake? Click the link below to find out what email could have generated this apology from Cornell University:

From: (Redacted) >
Date: November 7, 2009 12:53:52 AM GMT+01:00
To: ~~EVERYBODY >Subject: Note to Community regarding inappropriate email

To the Johnson School Community,
Some of you received an inappropriate email this afternoon that was accidentally sent to one of our listserves. On behalf of the School, I would like to apologize for this error and ask you to discard this email.
Some of you may be understandably upset about the content of the email and the context in which it was sent. If you need to talk to someone, please don’t hesitate to contact (redacted)
Sincerely,
(Redacted)

Human Resources ManagerThe Johnson School at Cornell University

Click here for the mistakenly distributed email.

Marlee Matlin vs Seth McFarlane

If you missed Seth and Alex's Semi Live Comedy Show last night on Fox you missed this bit poking fun at Marlee Matlin. Just as you really start to feel guilty about laughing, Marlee makes a surprise appearance and makes it all ok. Apparently, she's a big Family Guy fan and wants them to start using her own voice in the show.

Drunk David Hasselhoff at the Euro MTV Awards?

Oh, David... You're in the only country where people actually think you're a good singer. Did you really need to down that bottle of Jack?

BIRDS!

This guy caught video of 300,000 birds swarming together over Denmark. It could just be a promotion for the upcoming final season of Lost. Smoke monster, anyone?

Is Sammy Sosa turning white?

Baseball playing person, Sammy Sosa, seems to be going under a transformation. Take a look at these photos. The one on the left is from a few years ago and the one on the right was recently taken in Vegas.
There's been speculation that the skin lightening is from steroid use, however an acquaintance of Sosa told the Chicago Tribune this weekend that "he is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin." Let's keep our eye on this... let me know if he starts wearing a sequined glove.

Introducing the circle board

If you ride around NYC knocking into people on something called a circle board, does that make you a circle jerk?

I need to start watching women's soccer

I never realized how physical women's soccer games can get. Hot chicks in short shorts pulling each other's ponytails until they pass out?!? Why are you watching NASCAR when this is on TV?

Nerd pr0n

Thanks to Rich from Hopewell for sending me this photo. It's Carrie Fisher and her stunt double napping during the Tatooine shoot in Return of the Jedi. I'm in geek heaven! (click photo for hi-res)

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Awesome beer commercial

I don't know what it is about beer commercials, but lots of times I find them to be the most entertaining thing on TV. Here's a commercial for Tiger Beer with some pretty neat effects. As for the beer, Tiger is pretty good. It's my go-to beer when I'm at a Japanese restaurant or sushi place. I usually prefer it over Kirin Ichiban or Sapporo. Warning: they go down smoothly, so make sure there's no Karaoke going on before you start pounding them (please don't ask me how I know this).

Ironic arrest of the day

Don't drink and drive...
Especially if you're dressed as a breathalyzer for Halloween.

From the Associated Press:

James P. Miller, 20, is shown Saturday, Oct. 31, 2009, in a police photo provided by the Oxford Ohio police department wearing a Halloween breathalyzer costume. Miller was arrested and charged with driving a vehicle while intoxicated after blowing a 0.158 on a breathalyzer test when he was stopped by Oxford police driving the wrong way on a one way street Halloween night

LIttle girl's dad surprises her at school

I'm always blown away at the sacrifices the men and women in our millitary choose make on a daily basis... but sometimes it's easy to forget that their families are also sharing the burden. The look on this little girl's face makes that abundantly clear.

What do you call different Lego pieces?

When I was a kid, I remember having different names for each Lego piece. There was a three-er, a chunky, a beebee, a chunky four... Well, 30 years later I come to find out that not everyone uses the same names for each Lego piece! Here's an interesting article that discusses the phenomenon with a comparison chart of the different Lego piece names across different families.

Dirtiest street corner in the city

Ironically, Ejaculation Road is right across town.

Pearl Jam dresses (and performs) like Devo for Halloween

Pearl Jam performed at The Spectrum in Philadelphia on Halloween night. Here's some video of the band dressed in costume, performing Whip-It.

Reason #967 not to friend your Mom on Facebook.

Hey Boris,

My buddy John is friends with his mother on Facebook. Please let your listeners know that this is NOT a good idea! Here's a picture I took of his wall.

- Caleb


I'm assuming Mom thinks MILFs are "Moms I Like On Facebook".
-Boris

How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew

This drunk dude uses an old homeless person trick to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew. And, yes, I know they're French, deal with it.

Cow caught drinking its own milk

Cow #1: Hey, look at that.

Cow #2: If I could drink my own milk, I'd never leave the pasture.

Link of the day: Hot Chicks With Fists In Their Mouths

Yep, it's a website dedicated to posting photos of hot chicks with fists in their mouths. I'm not sure if this is a fetish thing or not... but the site is totally safe for work.

Link

Weezer wins best album promotion... ever!

Weezer has just launched a new marketing campaign for their new album "Raditude". The band has partnered with the makers of Snuggie to produce an infomercial for a Weezer Snuggie that is being sold along with a copy of their new CD. The band started buying late night airtime this week. If you're not an insomniac, you can watch it below:

Forklift Fail

How to cause $500,000 worth of damage in 3 seconds:

Listener Submission: Star Wars Stroller

Hey Boris, I saw this woman pushing a stroller at the halloween parade over the weekend and I thought of you. Love the show! Tell Brandi what's up.

Tyler

The weather according to Obama

This handy weather forcast not only shows you what the weather will be like, but how to dress (via a photo of Obama). For you tea-baggers out there who are afraid that Barack holding an umbrella will turn your children into Socialists, you can change the image to Bender from Futurama or Gregory House.

Link

Bus-Stop Dancer

What do you do when you see the same guy dancing like Michael Jackson outside your window waiting for the bus every day? You pick up your camera and record him, of course! Man, I wish I was as high self-confident as this guy!

Thanks for a great WRRV Boo Ball *UPDATE

** Update: Photos galleries from The Poughkeepsie Journal and Metromix Hudson Valley have just been added. Click here to check them out.

There's not much I can say that will do justice to how much fun we all had last night at The WRRV Boo Ball... so you should probably just take a look at the hundreds of photos and see for yourself.

Congratulations to Lorenzo for winning $1,000! He deserves it for walking around in a claw game all night long! And, seriously, the judges had the hardest time choosing because of how much work everyone put into their costumes. They were all simply amazing!


And I can't forget to send out a special congratulations to Ryan and Olivia for their on-stage engagement! Thank goodness she said yes. Otherwise that could have been a disaster in front of 1,000 people!


There were so many great costumes at the party last night that you probably missed some of the more outrageous ones, here's a just a few for you to check out.

Thanks again to everyone for a great night, Nuts in a Blender rocked, the Mid Hudson Civic Center was the venue we've been looking for all these years and we can't wait see you all back there on Halloween 2010!

Halloween night on the subway

Dakota Fanning voted Homecoming Queen

This is not from a movie shoot and it's not a Halloween costume. Dakota Fanning was voted real-life homecoming Queen at her High School. You'd think the class would give a normal girl a chance and vote for someone who wasn't ALREADY A MOVIE STAR! Jeeez.

Drunk Ewoks invade The Today Show

Who thought it was a good idea to hire two drunk little people to dress up as Ewoks for the Halloween edition of The Today Show? Make sure to watch until the end when one of the Ewoks gets very friendly with Al Roker's leg...

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