Thursday, May 14, 2009

Listener submission: Pee Kneeler

Posted by Boris at 7:18 AM
A few years ago, I revealed on the air that I kneel down when I pee at my house. I started kneeling after seeing a story that showed just how far urine travels in the bathroom as it splashes out of the toilet. Kneeling prevents the splashing and keeps my toothbrush urine free. Luckily, I have a toilet that is shorter, and is the perfect height for kneeling... but what if you have a taller toilet? Presenting the Pee Kneeler! Thanks to Obsessive Rob for sending this link (and for remembering my humiliation as listeners belittled me for kneeling and peeing). Hey, they came up with a device to help pee kneeling people everywhere, so I can't be the only one that does it! Link
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4 comments:

  1. Verge Of ChaosMay 14, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Really? Why don't you just sit, then?

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  2. The Hudson Valley Radio Legend... BorisMay 14, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Verge, Sitting takes too much time when you have a belt and/or tucked. Also, it makes me feel like a girl.

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  3. gambit32May 14, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Lets not forget, the first time this came up, you didnt specifically mention that this was a "home only" thing. I pointed out how awkward and creepy its got to look for someone to see you do that in a bathroom stall at the mall.

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  4. AnonymousMay 18, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    boris it's pink your preferred choice of color you'll look so pretty when you kneel, Boris ya need to man next thing i'll her is you don't want pantie lines ughhhh

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