Today is Earth Day so I asked everyone following me on Twitter and Facebook to send suggestions for how to help the environment. I must say, you all have some unique ideas on how to save the planet. I read most of them on the air this morning, here are some of my favorites:
Go bald. You can use the bald spot as a solar panel for a sex machine.
Have Brandi stop using her sexy voice... it's causing global warming. In my pants.
Make sweet, sweet love with the lights turned off.
Drink out of the toilet and pee in the sink.
Buy an acoustic guitar so you do't have to waste energy playing an electric one.
National no clothes day. Save money and energy by not doing laundry!
Do you have one of your own? Comment below...
Fart in a jar
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