Bret was watching porn alone in his apartment when suddenly some dude busts down the door holding his long sword... no, it's not the plot of a porn movie. This really happened! The neighbor heard Bret's porn and thought someone was being raped next door so he came ready to do battle with his three foot sword. I guess it's an honest mistake, right?!? Will this stop Bret from watching porn in the future? "No way! I'm just gonna watch it with the sound down or I'll buy myself some decent headphones." Attaboy, Bret! Don't let the terrorists win!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
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