Kid downs a beer at Phillies game

One day this young Phillies fan will grow up to get tased by security or maybe even vomit on off-duty cop and his kid! Go Phillies!



The above video keeps getting pulled by MLB, so if it doesn't work, a version of the news story about the drinking baby is here:

Racist Hallmark card?

Hey, I'm all for racial sensitivity... but ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? How can you possibly think that this card is talking about "Black Hoes"???

Woman calls tech support for Google Pac-Man

Remember when Google put Pac-Man on their home page for a day? It totally blew this woman's mind. I have one of these conversations with my mother every week. The only difference is that this tech support guy is way more patient than I am.

Obama in the Whoomp There It Is video?

The newest internet conspiracy is a big one: In the 90's, Obama made a cameo appearance in the classic "Whoomp There It Is" video by Tag Team.



This is the 2nd most popular song from that era about a woman's large ass (Baby Got Back will always be #1). Now, it's pretty certain that this is not Obama... but who are we to let a few facts get in the way of a good story. Check out the video for yourself, the cameo appearance comes in at 1:02.

Worst travel experiences

Planning that summer getaway? Hope it doesn't wind up like any of these:

Awwwwwww... helpful turtle.

Unknown turtle fact: they never leave one of their own behind.

Awesome Adidas / Star Wars commercial

I really wish I knew more about Soccer players, because this would probably be pretty mindblowing if I cared who any of these people were... at least I got Snoop Dogg!