Mysterious blue lights over Norway last night

This could be the sign we've been waiting for from our alien overlords. Or, it could be Jesus coming back to punish Tiger Woods. More likely, it's a failed Russian missle test. Either way, it's pretty freaky! I hope someone had the good sense to blast some Pink Floyd while this whole thing went down.

Jessica Simpson is dating...

Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins. Really?

LIndsay Lohan whores it up for publicity

It's pretty hard to compete with the Tiger Woods story these days... so what's a girl to do to get some publicity? Lindsay Lohan has taken all of her clothes off and posed for Muse Magazine. Here's video of the photo shoot... The actual photos are a bit more revealing.

Snow Closings today!

This is Melissa. She gets in at 4:30am through the snow and sleet to answer all of the snow closing calls from grumpy school superintendents. If you have off today, thank Melissa.

We'll be reading the closings all morning long. But since you're on the Internet right now, you can also see them right here!

Here's your Newburgh parking pass

Little Andy Keaton from Family Ties arrested

Remember Brian Bonsail? He played Michael J. Fox's little brother, Andy, on Family Ties. Well, now he's all grown up and was arrested over the weekend for hitting someone over the head with a barstool. Sha-la-la-la...

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