Bill Ritter pulls an Ernie Anastos

Last night on the Channel 7 News, Bill Ritter was attempting to say "Top Cop" but wound up saying something completely different:



Not quite as bad as Ernie Anastos' flub about doing nasty things to a chicken... but still pretty good.

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #74: Octo-Mom

Get your tickets to the WRRV Boo Ball online right now!

Greatest version of "The Final Countdown"... Ever!

Sign of the week

And I'm Dirty Sanchez-ing for Buddah.

Mugshot of the week: Meatloaf?

Straight off the newswire:

CINCINNATI -- A man claiming to be Meatloaf was arrested Sunday after trying to take the wheel of a taxi cab. Police said Eric Brown grabbed the wheel of the taxi, while the car was traveling on Interstate 75. Brown was dressed in a vampire costume and was wearing make-up, which made him resemble the musician and actor. Brown was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated.

A-Rod grabs himself a piece of Jeter

Patting your teammate's ass is one thing... but this is just awkward.

Home Shopping Fail: Nintendo Wii

I was just saying yesterday that it's been a while since we've seen a good Home Shopping Netwwork blooper. I spoke too soon... check out this Nintendo Wii demonstration. Sure, the Wii is lower in price now, but you're still gonna have to buy a new plasma TV everytime you play tennis!