It appears to be some sort of dead animal that is severely decomposed. It kind of looks like a bat, but it's way too big and has a huge leg bone. It could be a rabbit or small turkey, but how did it get there? My wife thinks a snake regurgitated it after digesting the flesh. If that's true, I'm not stepping foot outside ever again because that's one big-ass snake!!! Do you have any idea what this could be and what killed it?
I was discussing on the air how much I love the Jerry Lewis Telethon every Labor Day Weekend. Not because of the amazing jugglers or tap dancers, but because of that angry sonovabitch Jerry. He's a cranky old coot that makes racist, homophobic and wildy inappropriate comments that would get anyone else kicked off of national television... but somehow he stays on the air year after year pretending to cry while singing "You'll Never Walk Alone".
