Christian Bale FREAKS OUT!

Christian Bale is a douche. Apparently, he was on the set shooting "Terminator 4" at Kirtland Air Force Base in New Mexico. During a scene the director of cinematography screwed up a shot and Christian Bale went crazy, screaming "I will kick your ass" along with some other R-rated words. The rant continued for three and a half minutes.

Dude, it's a MOVIE, you're not diffusing bombs or doing brain surgery! If someone makes a little mistake no one dies, you just have to wait a few more minutes before having lunch! If I was ripped a new one for 3 and a half minutes for a simple mistake by some spoiled actor I would seriously punch him in the nuts.

WARNING: Not Safe For Work! THIS AUDIO CONTAINS LOTS OF F-BOMBS - DON'T CLICK THE LINK IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: here is the whole rant.

Miley Cyrus makes fun of Asians

Is this another Miley Cyrus controversy? It looks like she is mocking Asians in this photo. There is an Asian guy in the picture, and some other douche who is giving himself "slanty eyes".

At least Miley has her clothes on this time.

Google Maps van runs over a baby deer

The van that takes pictures for Google Maps' street view apparently ran over a baby deer. First you see him trying to cross the road, then he's dead. Here is the location of the unfortunate incident.

Groundhog bites Michael Bloomberg

Yesterday was Groundhog day. According to the official groundhog in Pennsylvania, we get 6 more weeks of winter (no kidding). Every city has it's own stupid groundhog, including New York. Apparently NY Charlie, or whatever stupid name they gave the little rat, isn't a big Michael Bloomberg fan:

Get a PMS alert

Brandi found an amazing website this morning that could save your life! PMSbuddy.com will help calculate when your wife or girlfriend is getting PMS. This is great! Now, before you go home from work to find your loved one crying because you didn't say goodbye to the cat this morning, you'll get an email warning you that it's PMS time so you'll be prepared with an apology and a gift. This is a great service... the makers of this site should get some sort of humanitarian award.

So, did you watch the big game?

I've got to tell you, those 3-D effects were AMAZING during the Superbowl last night. At one point, I swore that Bruce Springsteen's crotch was jumping out of my TV set!

The effect was so impressive that I heard some lady in Bayonne, NJ actually got pregnant by sitting to close to her plasma TV...

Some great news bloopers

Someone in the graphics department is getting fired:

At least the anchor above didn't lose it like this idiot did: