Liquid smoke

Did anyone else know you could do this? I may take up smoking because this is awesome.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

And you thought Twinkies were bad for you...

Now, if you'll excuse me...

A supercut of the old "Now, if you'll excuse me..." line that seems to be used in every movie ever made. Although, to be honest, I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever actually say this in real life.

Octomom fetish video released

Ugh... It's safe for work, but you probably don't want to watch it even if you're home alone and there's nothing else on tv.

The lunchtime clock

If we all get these Hopkins can extend the WRRV Naked Lunch by 12 minutes. That's like 3 extra requests a day!

Octomom stars in fetish video

Octomom is starring in a baby-whipping fetish video. Keepin' it classy as always. More photos at TMZ.

Lyndon B. Johnson orders pants

This is an actual recording of President Lyndon B. Johnson calling Haggar to order some pants. It's hard to be the leader of the free world if your nut-to-bunghole ratio isn't just right. Burp.