Ricky Gervais pisses off Hollywood

Ricky Gervais is my hero. He completely pissed off everyone in Hollywood, but did what no one else in history could ever do... make watching an awards show actually entertaining! Here's his opening monologue from last night:

Pee Wee Herman Digital Short on SNL

Everyone was talking about this on Sunady morning... Probably the greatest SNL moment of the season! (I know that's not saying much, but it's still very funny)

In case you missed it...

The Miss America Pageant was Saturday night and Miss Arkansas stole the show with her ventriloquism act. This is NOT a joke, this was her real "talent" performance. She should have totally won!

New Zodiac Signs

So... you might have woken up this morning to find out that you're no longer a Taurus, but an Aries. Due to the Earth's changing alignment in the last 3000 years, the sign you are born into may have changed. Even more shocking, astronomers are now saying that there's a new 13th Zodiac sign called Ophiuchus, which falls between Scorpio and Sagittarius. Make sure to check out the chart below before reading your horoscope today!

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I'm just guessing that these don't come in medium. Seriously, if you're too lazy that you need to wear clothes that you can take a dump in, you've got a problem.

Sarah Palin's breath

44 seconds of her Arizona speech, with all of the words taken out. Creepy.

Palin's Breath from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

Rat on a train

If this was a Disney film, everyone would love Louie the subway rat. In real life, he crawls on homeless men and freaks everyone out.