The Sex Offender Shuffle

If you're old enough to remember the Chicago Bears' Superbowl Shuffle you'll get a kick out of this one:

Frosty and Neil Patrick Harris mash-up

Take video of Frosty the Snowman and add the words of Barney from How I Met Your Mother and you have one bad-ass snowman:

The 2012 Olympic logo is disgusting

Just add some color and a necklace and the London 2012 Olympics logo becomes Lisa Simpson doing something nasty to Bart. Geez, I can't believe no one saw this before!

Tiger Woods video game

What took you so long, Internets?

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Couple updates their Facebook at altar

This couple updated their Facebook status to "Married" before they left the altar. How much you want to bet that it gets changed to "It's Complicated" as soon as the groom starts Twittering during the honeymoon?

I gotta go!

I dare you to watch this and try not sing the "I Gotta Go" song next time you need to go to the bathroom...

Tiger's apology

If you missed it, here's the official transcript of Tiger Wood's apology. You can almost picture his wife writing it and making him sign it... (Photo courtesy of my Facebook friend, Dale.)




I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.