Wedding Day!

Are you guys enjoying the party? Will you be watching all of the festivities? Do you really care?



Rock on!

Some awesomeness to kick off your weekend:


The UK Jersey Shore is happening

Next month MTV premieres the British version of Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore. Nice try, Charlotte-Letitia... but you'll never rock the bump-it as well as Snookie.

Prince Charles breakdancing

Let's hope he busts out some of these moves at the royal wedding tomorrow!
(♫UTFO - Roxanne, Roxanne!!!)

Guide to making people feel old

Doesn't feel good, does it?



The Christian version of "Bed Intruder"

It's well accepted that Christians are probably the worst thing to ever happen to music cough..CREED...cough...cough...

But, seriously, this one was bad enough BEFORE the remake.  And just pointing something out, Jesus is the rapist in this song, right?

The new voice of the AFLAC Duck

This guy looks like he really needed this job. Just hope he doesn't try to be funny on his Twitter account.

New South Park this Wednesday

South Park's 15th season kicks off tomorrow night on Comedy Central. The show, titled "HUMANCENTiPAD,” features a story where Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad yet.  He blames his mother. I can't wait.



Beer stacking fail

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Creepy World Trade Center cartoon from 1982

This cartoon was featured in a New York guidebook back in 1982.  What seemed harmless back then is eerily disturbing now...

Amazing tricks with construction equipment

At first I thought this guy was an idiot... but now I realize that he's a genius!

Russell Brand grabs Katy on red carpet

Internet sensation films Poughkeepsie commercial

Not sure why... but Keenan Cahil, the internet sensation who's lip-sync videos have millions of hits, has done a commercial for Mazda of Poughkeepsie:

Cee Lo's stomach

For your viewing pleasure:

Prom dress made from Starburst wrappers

Her poor prom date. She better at least put out.

Thousands of Bieber fans are pranked

How do you create madness in downtown Zurich? Go to the roof of the hotel that Justin Bieber is staying in, put on a baseball hat and a feminine looking shirt and wave.

Coachella dancing robots!

From Coachella this weekend: Cage the Elephant is on stage? Screw that, we're watching dancing robots!

J Crew ad controversy

People are up in arms over this J Crew ad:



It depicts a mother painting her son's toenails pink. This obviously means that she's trying to turn him, and anyone else who's looking at this ad, gay, right? Or could it possibly just be a really stupid ad that shows a mother and her son goofing around? What do you think? Is J Crew trying to turn you gay? And if so, isn't that supposed to be Abercrombie and Fitch's job?

Czech Republic president steals a pen

Smoothly done, sir.

Little girl joins the dark side

The Force is strong with this one...

Charlie Crist apologizes to David Byrne

Former Florida Governor Charlie Crist has issued a video apology to musician David Byrne for copyright infringement after using the song "Road To Nowhere" in a campaign video. This is all part of a settlement he made with the Talking Heads front man:

Lady Gaga falls off of her piano

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Amazing goo scooper

I love the future... How the hell does this work?

EPIC Beastie Boys video

This is the trailer to Fight For Your Right Revisited. Just try and count the cameo appearances... Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Elija Wood, Susan Saranden, Stanley Tucci, Cloe Sevigne, Rainn Wilson, Jason Schwartzman, Ted Danson, Steve Buscemi, Will Arnett... And this is only the trailer!

**WARNING - strong language NSFW**

Let the trash talking begin

The Sox took the series this weekend... it's going to be a long season.

Fatties celebrate: Dorito Tacos are coming!

Congratulations, Taco Bell... you've got my attention. Currently, Taco Bell is testing tacos with shells made of Doritos. Click the photo for more information and a video. This should push the remaining 30% of us non-obese Americans right over the edge. Thanks.

Chicks with Steve Busceme's Eyes

A few people sent me the link to this Tumblr containing photos of women with their eyes replaced by Steve Busceme's. Not sure why... but click on Taylor Swiftbusceme for the link.

I'm back!

Sorry for the two-week absence. I was on paternity leave. I'm back now.