My friend, Caleb!

This is Caleb, my 1,000th Facebook friend! As promised, Caleb is now officially my real-life friend. I'm just starting to get to know Caleb, so all I can really tell you about him is that he's married, he enjoys concerts and tattoos, he's trying to get his motorcycle license, he like Battlestar Galactica and the Evil Dead movies and he listens to WRRV.

Thanks to everyone who friend-requested me... even though you weren't #1000, I'm still looking forward to spending time with you in cyber world. So message me and we'll hang!

Someone farts during city council meeting

My email box was flooded with this video yesterday. I'm still not sure if someone really farted during this meeting, or if it was one of those fart applications for the iPhone. Either way, the Mayor did a great job of not completely losing it.

The Sham-Wow Song

Two guys who have watched every episode of "Flight Of The Conchords" sing a song about the fantastic Sham-Wow dude:

Michelle Obama's slutty prom dress

This year, every young girl that wants to wear a super-low cut prom dress with a slit running all the way up to Bangor, Maine will have some help. Now parents will be supplied with evidence that dressing slutty doesn't necessarily mean you're doomed to a life of working at Hooters.

Exhibit A: Michelle Obama's prom dress. Aye-Chihuahua! She's lucky that wicker chair didn't burst into flames!

5 cats that look like Wilford Brimley

For your enjoyment: 5 cats that look like Wilford Brimley

Coincidentally, they all get their Diabetes supplies from Liberty Medical too. They'll help you live a better life, dammit.

Britney Spears: the meltdown begins!

I hate to say I told you so... but putting Britney Spears out on the road was just asking for disaster.

Last night, while Britney was performing in Tampa, she had one of her oh-so-boring wardrobe malfunctions... this time her pants seemed to move a little too far to the side during her performance of Slave 4 You. Being the professional that she is, she made sure not to draw attention to it and quietly fixed the problem. HAHAHAHA! Who are we kidding? She pulled and twisted at her crotch and yelled to the stagehand, "My P**** is hanging out!"

Of course, her mic was on.

Of course, we have the video.

Win Dave Matthews tickets all week!

Stay tuned all this week to win Dave Matthews Band tickets! The winner of the Ass-Backwards Song each morning will get tickets to the shows at SPAC and Bethel Woods. We also have tickets to see Watchmen and more chances for you to qualify for the Cruise-Away Getaway to the BaHAAAmas!