Happy 4th of July from Britney Spears

The month of June in FAILs

Unless someone really fails between now and midnight, here's a compilation of the biggest idiots of the month:

**NSFW - video contains just a few F-bombs**

BET Awards fail

This totally ruined the BET awards for me. The fan who won a chance to give out the viewer's choice award handed it to Chris Brown... then Rihanna... and then some other dude. Turns out they later announced that Chris Brown actually did win. Wonder if he beat the crap out of her.

Follow you on what?

Rick Perry is running for President, and wants you to follow him on something called Tweeter. (Forward to 2:27)

Obama's car get's stuck in Ireland

Bulletproof, fireproof, nuclear-blastproof...

Beer stacking fail

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Jeopardy! Fail

OK, new rule. From now on when someone doesn't know a Jeopardy! answer they have to just say "What is Pussy Furry?"

Unfortunate yearbook cropping

Lesson learned: Don't wear an American Eagle shirt on picture day. Either go full-douche and plop down the extra money for the actual A&F shirt or embrace your thriftiness and wear Old Navy.

Verizon iPhone launch FAIL

Uh... everyone already bought one online. But thanks for the enthusiasm.

Roof collapses under heavy snow

This happened up in Massachusettes this week. Have you looked at your roof lately?

Streaking fail

This guy attempted to streak across a tennis court. It didn't work.

Hugh Jackman hurts himself on Oprah

Here's video of that stunt we were talking about yesterday. Huge-Jack-Man decided to take a zipline onto Oprah's set but wound up crashing into a light and cutting his beautiful face. Side note: I kind of love the fact that Australians have an amazing sense of humor. They find a way to laugh at everything... listen to everyone on set laugh at Huge-Jack-Man as he busts his face open!

Reason 38 why I don't do cruises

Here's video of the latest high-seas disaster. From "Russia Today": "A US-operated Antarctic cruise ship with 160 people aboard has lost an engine in high seas, but is limping safely to its scheduled port. The Argentine Navy said the Clelia II declared an emergency on Tuesday, reporting it had lost an engine amid heavy seas and 55 miles per hour (90 km per hour) winds. The ship, operated by Polar Cruises of Bend, Oregon, has 100 passengers and 60 crew members aboard.”

Guy almost dies on German game show.

This clip is all over the place today... a guy attempts to jump over a car using special "Kangaroo Shoes" but suffers a near-fatal face plant. Justin Bieber was supposed to perform on this very show, but his appearance was quickly cancelled after this incident shut down production.

Flurries on Sunday? Be prepared!

The forecast is calling for possible flurries on Sunday. Time to get into the snow mindframe...

Here's a good question to ponder: When you see everyone falling on a slippery patch of ice on the sidewalk do you go downstairs and put up a sign warning people so they don't get seriously hurt or do you just grab your camera and start filming? Luckily, these folks chose the latter.

Guy almost dies because of BTO

This worker is minding his own business, rocking out to Bachman Turner Overdrive's rehearsal when the gods of rock and roll take notice of his terrible taste in music and strike him down for being a douche. If you don't want to be tortured by BTO, forward to 1:17 for the incident.

The biggest fails of November

Here they are... all in one place!

**NSFW because of a few bad words... what else are you going to say when you're hit in the crotch with a Coke can?**

Buzz Lightyear FAIL

Now you can take Buzz to infinity... and beyond.

Metallica hates children

I don't know what's less "Rock and Roll": Kicking balls into the audience or almost killing your child that you brought to watch you kick balls into the audience.

Disney World surprise FAIL

You've seen those commercials where the parents surprise their kids with the news that they're going to Disney World. The kids scream with excitement and give Mom and Dad a big hug... Yeah, that didn't happen here. Apparently Dick's house is WAY more fun than Disney World.