
Edgar Mitchell is a former astronaut. As a part of the Apollo 14 moon mission, you'd think he knows a little more about the mysteries of the universe than anyone else. Yesterday, he held a press conference to tell the world that aliens actually do exist, and that they have been visiting our planet.
I totally believe this story. This guy is a former astronaut, and we know astronauts aren't crazy enough to believe in something that's not true. They're also not crazy enough to put on a diaper and drive from Houston to Florida and try to abduct some dude's girlfriend with rubber tubing and duct tape. Welcome, my alien friends!