News for non-gay males

If you're a heterosexual male (or just a fan of the Amazing Race) you probably missed the Oscars last night. Here's the full list of winners and a bunch of pictures of Oscar gowns so you can hold a conversation with your co-workers today.

Man buys coffin and decides to wear it home

I don't know how Brandi and I missed this story last week! Some guy walked into a funeral home, bought a coffin, jumped in and shot himself. Fortunately, he lived... but he's now stuck with a coffin because I'm sure they're not going to accept a return. Link.

World's shortest escalator

Is this really necessary? I mean, it's 5 steps! Wouldn't a ramp have been a better option?