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Oscar De La Hoya finally admits to taking drag pictures

Yep, that's him.

Brandi finds Boris' twin at the fair?

Here's a picture of the guy Brandi met at the fair.  She believes that this guy is my twin.  I'll admit, we do share a similar affinity for plaid shorts... but beyond that?  You be the judge:

To be fair, here is me with Brandi's twin that I found a few years ago:

You decide...

Is Hugh Hefner planking... or dead.



How did they ever identify this criminal?

I know you hate society and everything... but if you're considering a career in burglery you may want to wear a headband or something.  "Can you identify the theif?" "Well... he's bald, white, about 5'7", wearing his grampa's shirt... oh, and he's got a giant F*** YOU tattoo on his eyebrows."

Rare monkey steals camera and takes pictures

Apparently, this is a real story: Award-winning photographer David Slater had his camera stolen by a crested black macaque in Indonesia. The monkey took these photos before the camera was recovered. The crested black macaque is an endangered species which makes these pictures even cooler.  Nice smile!



Sharkclops!

This one-eyed shark was allegedly found in Mexico this week.  Photoshop or real? You decide...



Penis prank lives on at Google Maps

A few years ago, some students at a high school in New Zealand played a prank by using weed  killer to create some giant "dicktations" on the school grounds.  This may have been inspired by Summer Heights High.  The grass grew back years ago, but the prank still lives on thanks to Google Maps: 

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Dear Italy, we're sorry...

Snooki was yelling at Italians with a bullhorn yesterday.  At least she looks good... oh wait... nevermind.



Spirit Airlines capitalizes on the Weiner scandal

Works like a charm

For those of you getting those last minute assignments done...

The official Music All Morning plank

OK, before "Planking" becomes even more lame thank it already is, I've officiallly submitted my own contribution to this stupid craze:

It's been a good run...

I don't know about you, but I'll be spending Saturday frantically reading the endings to all of those books I've been putting off reading.  That way I'll have plenty of time for post-rapture looting at the Galleria.  See all the rest of you sinners on Sunday!

40 things that will make you feel old

Check out this list of things that will make you feel really old.  Enjoy!

What could possibly go wrong?

Pippa Middleton side boob

You knew it was going to happen.  Apparently, the siblings of Princess Kate love to be naked.  First, photos of her naked brother hit the web.  Then pictures of Pippa a bra leaked. Now we have some actual side boob of Pippa.  Someone's sitting on some great Kate photos, I just know it...

Now it's Pippa that's taking it all off

Those crazy Middleton kids! Yesterday we brought you pictures of Kate's naked brother.  Well, it gets better... here's her sister, Pippa, doing some sort of topless dance.  You just know there's some Kate photos floating around out there somewhere. Come on, Internet!

Royal scandal

When I saw there was a nude photo scandal around the new Princess I had high hopes.  Sadly, it's Kate Middleton's brother.  Bummer.

Rock on!

Some awesomeness to kick off your weekend:


Creepy World Trade Center cartoon from 1982

This cartoon was featured in a New York guidebook back in 1982.  What seemed harmless back then is eerily disturbing now...