Win Dave Matthews tickets all week!

Stay tuned all this week to win Dave Matthews Band tickets! The winner of the Ass-Backwards Song each morning will get tickets to the shows at SPAC and Bethel Woods. We also have tickets to see Watchmen and more chances for you to qualify for the Cruise-Away Getaway to the BaHAAAmas!

Awesome prank

I wish I thought of doing this first!

John - Kate - 8 + 2 hot college chicks = Happy John

My wife likes watching John & Kate Plus Eight. It's a show on TLC about an angry hormonal woman and her beat-down, shell-of-his-former-self husband who she had sextuplets and twins with. The show follows the whole creepy family as Kate publicly berates and humiliates John, stripping him of any sort of self-worth he once had, all while the couple exploits their kids for loads of money and promotional products.

If you've ever seen J&K+8, you know that John just sits there and takes all of the crap his cranky wife and 8 snotty kids throw at him. It was just a matter of time before he busted out of that hell and let loose at some college party. I can't wait to see his next TV show: John - child support for all those damn kids = selling his blood for food money.

No photos, please!

Have you ever taken a photo somewhere you weren't supposed to? This website is a collection of forbidden pictures from museums, concerts, tourist attractions and government buildings. The site is a little light on content right now because it's brand new... but I love the idea. I may even upload those photos I took inside "Cats" when I was in high school. Watch out Rumple Teaser, you're secret is out.

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Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish Ringtone

I'm glad I'm not the only one obsessed with that Filet-O-Fish song. All day long, I'm singing "Give me back that Filet O Fish, Gimme that fish". This dude is my hero: He created a ringtone of the song that you can download. Just don't expect me to answer the phone because everytime I get a call I'll be rockin' out!