Dog throws up while humping

I can only imagine that this is exactly how Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker's honeymoon went.

Corey Feldman blows his brains out

I can only imagine that Corey Feldman must get thousands of emails a day telling him to go shoot himself in the head. Because he's a moron, it looks like he just thought it was an acting suggestion. Sadly, this is fake.



Reminds me of the Temple Of Doom... "Kali Ma! Kali Ma!"

Photoshopping is super easy in the future

Check out this new software that lets you draw a quick sketch and create a complete photoshopped image using photos grabbed from the internet. Finally, I can make my dream of Urkel, Jesus and Beethoven eating pumpkin pie in a convertable VW bug come true. Thank you, technology!

Happy Anniversary, Bar Code!

Today is the 57th anniversary of the first patent on the bar code. Inventors Norman Woodland and Bernard Silver were granted their patent on October 7, 1952. The original patent was for a system that would encode data in circles (a bulls eye pattern), so that it could be scanned in any direction.

Celebrate by making your own bar code! (make it code 128, yo... 'cause code 39 is for a-holes)