Don't ever fall asleep in the front row of a comedy show

Guy sings Katie Perry on the bus... LOUDLY!

How would you like to be sitting next to this guy at 8am while he's belting out California Girls? Gotta give him extra points for rocking the discman. Someone hand this guy a lyrics sheet... "Five fake beer, with garlic on lox!"



And, of course, the obligitory auto-tuned version (apparently, even auto-tune has it's limitations):

How did they ever identify this criminal?

I know you hate society and everything... but if you're considering a career in burglery you may want to wear a headband or something.  "Can you identify the theif?" "Well... he's bald, white, about 5'7", wearing his grampa's shirt... oh, and he's got a giant F*** YOU tattoo on his eyebrows."

Dave Grohl kicks out fighting fan

Don't think of fighting anything else but Foo at a Foo Fighters concert. Dave won't have any of it...

*NSFW - All nasty words bleeped except "A-hole" for some reason*

Snooki wants to smush with a potted plant

So this happened:

The month of June in FAILs

Unless someone really fails between now and midnight, here's a compilation of the biggest idiots of the month:

**NSFW - video contains just a few F-bombs**

Follow you on what?

Rick Perry is running for President, and wants you to follow him on something called Tweeter. (Forward to 2:27)

America's Got Porn...

Someone at America's Got Talent has some explaining to do.  If you freeze the promo below you can clearly see that someone has been visiting porn sites at work (specifically youporn).  Dude, clear your cache BEFORE you shoot your monitor!

Dear Italy, we're sorry...

Snooki was yelling at Italians with a bullhorn yesterday.  At least she looks good... oh wait... nevermind.



Dad drops daughter for foul ball

A future stripper is born due to Daddy issues in 3... 2... 1...

Old man interrupts this broadcast to bring you...

...Awesome animal noises!

The official Music All Morning plank

OK, before "Planking" becomes even more lame thank it already is, I've officiallly submitted my own contribution to this stupid craze:

Religious follower interviewed after non-rapture

I kind of feel bad for this guy. Not only didn't he get beamed up into heaven, but now he has to stand in Times Square and get yelled at by a guy with an iPhone.

It's been a good run...

I don't know about you, but I'll be spending Saturday frantically reading the endings to all of those books I've been putting off reading.  That way I'll have plenty of time for post-rapture looting at the Galleria.  See all the rest of you sinners on Sunday!

Planking craze sweeps Australia

First Crocodile Dundee, and now this? Thank you, Australia! By the way, if you decide that planking is for you, be careful... someone died this weekend.  What an embarrassing way to go.

Crazy naked subway guy

This ain't the Naked Cowboy. Some guy (I'm guessing courtesy of Crystal Meth) started yelling racist comments on the 6 train and then stripped down naked. The whole time, an MTA police officer just seemed to watch. Seems to me that this would have been a great time to use a taser. After attacking a woman, the MTA officer, with the help of some bystanders, took the dude down. The unedited video is here, but it's completely not safe for work. An edited version is below.

S#!* My Students Write

Did you ever wonder if teachers make fun of their more unintelligent students behind closed doors?  Well, they do.  And now they've started posting it online.

Man head-butts car

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the perfect boyfriend. I love how his friend has to tell him "That's enough" so he doesn't pass out.

**NSFW - Strong language**

Rock on!

Some awesomeness to kick off your weekend:


Amazing tricks with construction equipment

At first I thought this guy was an idiot... but now I realize that he's a genius!