Hitler finds out that Michael Jackson has died

Michael Jackson is alive

I think I've busted the Michael Jackson conspiracy theories wide open! I saw Michael Jackson on TV this weekend... and he is pissed! Don't ever try to repo his Delorean or else he'll start dancing like a lunatic and literally kick your ass!

Shooting fireworks out of your butt

How was your 4th of July?

Joey Chestnut wins hot dog eating contest again!

This 4th of July, Joey Chestnut set another world record during the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. He had 68 dogs in 10 minutes! Joey won the title from Takeru Kobayashi three years ago and has kept the tropy back here in America ever since.

Billy Mays' Funeral

Billy Mays was laid to rest over the weekend. All of the pallbearers wore blue Oxyclean shirts in honor of Billy.