Sure, the ones on the left were a no-brainer... but take a look at the ingenuity of the ones on the right. Whoo Boy! We're good to go through 2019, suckas!!!!
This ABC reporter decided to interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler about her Entourage plotline (in which she dates Turtle, the “fat” guy). Apparently, the reporter did very little research before the interview and didn't know that Jamie-Lynn is actually dating Jerry Ferrara (who plays Turtle) in real life!
Check out this list of the top 25 homeless guy signs.
The dude under the Newburgh/Beacon Bridge should give this a try... I think it would work much better (and be less creepy) than just standing there and staring at people.