Virgin of Guadalupe not found on a cheese sandwich

Here's the latest Virgin Mary sighting that Brandi was talking about. Looks more like a marble rye to me:

David Nunez from Oakdale, California holds a rock with a pattern that he says looks like an image of the Virgin of Guadalupe, shown at right in a 16th-Century painting. Nunez's father found the rock while searching for landscaping materials in an Oakdale orchard.

Jenna Fischer shows some skin

People are going crazy over this photo of Jenna Fischer in this month's Shape Magazine. I guess it's kind of a big deal because she doesn't do many sexy photo shoots. I, however, still prefer this classic from Jane Magazine:

WRRV Boo Ball costume idea #26: Facebook Page

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Balloon Boy on SNL

Missed SNL this weekend? Besides a ton of commercials for Bud Light Wheat, you didn't miss much. Here's the funniest moment of the night:

Balloon Boy: The Video Game

Thank you Internet... what took you so long? Play the Balloon Boy video game and see many taxpayer dollars you can waste before running out of helium. I'm looking forward to level two. where you have to avoid puking on live TV while fighting off the permanent mental scars from your lying, douchebag father.

Play the game here

Kareen Abdul-Jabbar doesn't know his own quote

Another embarrassing celebrity Jeopardy moment. It's not nearly as aweful as the Wolf Blitzer meltdown. But, then again, Wolf made up for it by outting balloon boy last week, so who cares if he's a moron.