Motorcyclist forgets he's on a motorcycle

Texting while driving = dangerous

Reclining while riding a motorcycle = extremely dangerous

Doing both at the same time = The coolest guy in India

Woman gets stuck on drawbridge as it opens

Officials are baffled at how a Wisconsin woman got stuck on bridge, and managed to remain perched at a 45-degree angle as the bridge was raised.

When officials noticed the vehicle, it was lowered, and the woman was able to leave after questioning.

Man, she should have just stepped on the gas Blues Brothers style and made the jump!

Prank your hot friends with the dissolving bikini

I guess the hardest part of this prank is to figure out a way to give someone a bikini and have them put it on without washing it first. If you can figure out how to do that, you're in for a huh-larry-us afternoon in the pool! This bikini completely dissolves in water after 3 minutes. Don't believe me? Here's a NSFW video that demonstrates how it works (over 18 only).