Weiner action figure

The Anthony Weiner doll is hitting stores this week.  Complege with gym shorts and a tag that says "Tweet This".  I'm not sure who would want this, but if you're in the market for a Weiner Doll, here's some more info.

J Crew ad controversy

People are up in arms over this J Crew ad:



It depicts a mother painting her son's toenails pink. This obviously means that she's trying to turn him, and anyone else who's looking at this ad, gay, right? Or could it possibly just be a really stupid ad that shows a mother and her son goofing around? What do you think? Is J Crew trying to turn you gay? And if so, isn't that supposed to be Abercrombie and Fitch's job?

The clap-off bra!

Just in time for Valentine's Day:

The Clap-Off Bra from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo.

A solar powered vibrator??

A great idea for the eco-friendly... Unfortunately, these are usually used where the sun doesn't shine...

Fatty-Fat Friday!

I'm just guessing that these don't come in medium. Seriously, if you're too lazy that you need to wear clothes that you can take a dump in, you've got a problem.

Looks like a nice car...

...until you read the description. Nasty.

What your taxes paid for

Ever wonder where all those taxes go? Well, here's a breakdown for someone who earned $34,000 (You can adjust the numbers to your salary to see how much you spent on each item). Don't forget, the Walkway Over The Hudson is considered a National Park... go get your money's worth!

The Situation Shirt

This is the latest venture from "The Situation". It's called, surprisingly enough, "The Situation Shirt". At first, I thought it was a novelty T-Shirt with a picture of Sitch's abs on it... but upon further investigation, it's actually a T-Shirt with a clear plastic window sewn in the middle to show off your own REAL abs! No word if it comes with optional windshield wipers for those sweaty nights of fist-pumping at the club.

The Snazzy Napper

Good luck using this in an airport without getting strip searched.

I wish I was going back to school!

This is the new liquid graphite pencil. It writes like a pen, erases like a pencil and then becomes permanant after 3 days. Very cool:

The "Banana" in Banana Republic

I thought Abercrombie and Fitch were the only ones who sold their clothes by using giant penises... Hehe... it says herringBONE!

Don't let the TSA see you naked!

Do you remember the days before digital cameras when we had to store film in special bags so they didn't get exposed when going through the x-ray machine? Well, this company has developed similar technology for your junk.


They claim that their "flying pasties" will shield your naughty bits from the eyes of TSA screeners using new full body scanners. So, if you're heading out on vacation and have some freakish-looking genitalia, you might want to visit this website: Flyingpasties.com

Barbie helps little girls make porn

Mattel has created a Barbie that is also a video camera. Just look into the camera mounted on Barbie's boobs and say cheese! So, do you think giving young girls a camera that has the ability to upload private videos of themselves to the web is a good idea?

The most annoying commercial ever

Move over, creepy Six Flags guy... step aside, Sadie the Coupon Lady... Here's something even more painful to watch and hear:

New Old Spice commercial

Get ready for your mind to be blown in 3, 2, 1...

Hide your dirty money in some dirty undies

Looking for a place to hide your money when you're on vacation? If your hotel room doesn't have a safe, bring along this pair of fake stained underwear. No maid in their right mind would go snooping through these things.

The "Brief Safe" is available from Sears of all places for only $12.99.

White Castle candle

Usually you light a match AFTER eating one of these sliders! If you love the smell of fresh White Castle hamburgers and don't have the time to drive down to New Jersey you're now in luck! In honor of National Cheeseburger Month, White Castle has released a $10 burger-scented candle. Just fire up this bad-boy and your clothes will reek like steamed beef and onions in no time. On a positive note, all proceeds from the sale of the candles go to Autism research.

Would you pay $12 for a cup of coffee?

What if it was some rare Ethiopian coffee that was naturally harvested and brewed by some hipster barrista in Brooklyn that sniffed every mug to make sure it had no impurities? No?

Life sucks without infomercial products

Here's an awesomely edited video that contains all of the frustrating "before" scenes from infomercials.

Advertisement FAIL

In a recent ad, Verizon claims to provide coverage in more than 220 countries. The only problem is, there are only somewhere between 192 and 195 countries in the world, depending on who you ask. Whoopsie.