Is it Boris or Derek Jeter??

Yesterday, a kid that lives in my neighborhood came running up to me and said that I looked just like Derek Jeter. After looking at some photos, I have to agree. What do you think? I think Derek is a very lucky guy!

Mr. Belding puts out a CD

If you were listening to today's show, you know that we were thoroughly enjoing some of the songs from the new Karaoke CD that was released today by Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. For those of you who want to hear more songs (and who wouldn't) here they are. Enjoy!

Fake TV thwarts burglars

Going to be away from home? One of the best burglar deterrents is to keep the TV on so they think you're inside watching. However, most people don't want to leave their TV on while they're on vacation. Introducing FakeTV! This new product says it reproduces the look of someone watching TV in a darkened house. I love this idea... but I love the horrible voice over in the commercial even more.

This ice cream is so gay!

Congratulations to all of our gay online listeners in Vermont (yeah, I'm talking to you, Mike and Jeff). To celebrate the legalization of gay marriage in Vermont, Ben and Jerry's has renamed their "Chubby Hubby" ice cream "Hubby Hubby". Here's a first look at the package. No, not that package. Eyes on the screen, Mike! ...That's better.

Heres a link to the full story

Nice try, Goat Boy

Pizza Hut is trying to do some viral marketing by secretly distributing this "outtake" from a commercial being recorded by comedian Jim Breuer. There are a few things wrong with this:

1 - Jim Breuer, really?

2 - Viral videos are supposed to look real. Only professionals move the camera around like that when they are trying to make it look like an amateur is shooting.

3 - Uh, #$%&'n Jim Breuer is the best you could do?

4 - Seriously, you want us to believe that he flipped out because they wouldn't let him take a bite of pizza?

5 - Yeah... Jim Breuer can't act.

Extreme!!! Tattoo!!! Skydiving!!! Radical!!!!

This guy has seen one too many Mountain Dew commercials and has decided to crank up his extreme factor to the max. He gets a tattoo while skydiving:

Followup: the kid who cries blood

Brandi was talking about this story yesterday. There is a kid who, for some unexplained reasion, cries tears of blood. Doctors are puzzled as to why this is happening. I say just go with it! Learn to play the guitar and start a screamo band, you'll be huge.