Boris' Birthday Bonanza

Thanks to Brandi and Mike from Simply Gourmet for surprising me with fresh baked cookies for my Birthday this morning. Unfortunately, as you can see in the photo, Brandi's came out a little too well-done.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Worst engagement photos

This website has compiled some of the worst engagement photos ever taken.

I must say, I've seen some pretty bad ones in the local paper... but none as cheezy as these!

Custom sized condoms

Did you know that the FDA doesn't allow very large or very small condoms? Magnum XLs are only sightly bigger than normal. In Europe, however, they are soon going to get them in 70 different sizes.

Believe it or not, using a condom that is the wrong size increases the possibilities of breakage and slippage, which in turn increases the possibility of sexually transmitted infections, or unwanted pregnancies. Even while they know this, the FDA doesn't allow for condoms that are longer, shorter, thinner, or thicker than the average.

In Europe, however, men will be able to print out this measuring tool, and order exactly the size they need: Click here to download the fit kit in Microsoft Word

This will never work because no one will ever order a J-33 even if they need one!

They won't be available in the US, but it's still fun to measure. And, if you're wondering... D-17.

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Ernie Anastos drops the F-Bomb!

Did you happen to catch Fox 5 news this week? Ernie was trying to say something about plucking chickens... but this came out instead: