Paula Deen is the devil

I can watch the Food Network all day long. It doesn't matter what the show is... Alton Brown making gravy, chefs competing to make the biggest rice krispie treat, even The Neelys. But there's one show that I can't watch: Paula Deen. I don't know what it is, but that crazy lady makes me ill. It could be her annoying voice, fake laugh, the fact that she touches all of the food with her gross hands and keeps licking her fingers or perhaps it's those gotta-be-in-the-closet sons of hers. Whatever it is, I can't watch her. It's a good thing, too, because this recipe for deep fried mac-n-cheese wrapped in bacon is proof that she's trying to kill her audience.

The troops are having a blast here

Glad he still has a sense of humor!

The most violent safety video ever

Did you ever have to sit through an instructional video at your job? They're usually poorly produced, horribly acted and extremely boring. This video, however, is AWESOME! I guess the purpose is to show how easy it is go hurt yourself on the job. It's filled with fingers getting ripped off, nails in eyes and bodies falling from ladders getting impailed on things. I would NOT want to work at this death factory!

Woman decides to swim with polar bears at the zoo

I have no idea what this woman was thinking. This weekend she decided to get closer to the polar bears at the zoo by jumpping over the fence and swimming closer to them. She realized this wasn't the best idea when the bears started biting and clawing her. The idiot eventually swam away as a crowd of people tried their best to rescue her. Luckily, it was all caught on tape.

What makes the video even better is that it's all in German! And kudos to the genius who throws in a life preserver at the end. Like that's going to do anything!