Chaz Bono on Dancing With The Stars

If you're like me, you knew it would be torture to sit through two hours of Dancing With The Stars just to check out what Chaz Bono dancing would look like. So, here you go:



It wasn't terrible... and a very wise song choice. There's no way anyone could make this song any creepier than Mick Jagger and David Bowie did in this video:

Dexter Morgan finds his next target

The Office as an 80's sitcom

I mentioned on Twitter this week that I was watching a rerun of M*A*S*H and got completely distracted by the laugh track. Remember when people were too stupid to know when they were supposed to laugh? Well, this video shows how that stupid laugh track can turn a funny show into a "laugh riot":

America's Got Porn...

Someone at America's Got Talent has some explaining to do.  If you freeze the promo below you can clearly see that someone has been visiting porn sites at work (specifically youporn).  Dude, clear your cache BEFORE you shoot your monitor!

Sesame Street takes a dig at Spiderman

Seth McFarlane to reboot The Flintstones

It was announced yesterday that the creator of Family Guy will be bringing back The Flintstones.  It'll be interesting to see what he can do to ruin one of the greatest cartoons ever.  It can't be anything worse than what John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnell did back in 1994.

Here's an older Seth McFarlane cartoon that may give some clues as to what he's got planned:

Jimmy Fallon's Jersey Floor

I still don't think Jimmy Fallon is funny... but this is worth it just for Rachel Dratch's dead-on Snookie character.

Funny slip of the tongue

Props to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" for not editing this out:

The UK Jersey Shore is happening

Next month MTV premieres the British version of Jersey Shore called Geordie Shore. Nice try, Charlotte-Letitia... but you'll never rock the bump-it as well as Snookie.

New South Park this Wednesday

South Park's 15th season kicks off tomorrow night on Comedy Central. The show, titled "HUMANCENTiPAD,” features a story where Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product that is about to be launched by Apple. Meanwhile, Cartman doesn’t even have a regular iPad yet.  He blames his mother. I can't wait.



Russian "How I Met Your Mother" Remake

This is an actual commercial for the Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother". I think they did a pretty good job copying the sets and picking actors that kind of look like their American couterparts! I only wish I spoke Russian...

Snooki in the WWE ring

If you missed it last night, Snooki was on WWE's Monday Night Raw and, of course, got into the mix by jumping into the ring and kicking some ass. It wasn't nearly as good as my tumble in the ring with Sgt. Slaughter... but pretty respectable.

Zach Galifianakis on SNL

Zach Galifianakis' amazing monologue from this week's Saturday Night Live:


Last time Zach hosted he shaved his beard live during the show. If you watched until the end, you noticed that this time Zach shaved his head for a "Mr. T sketch" that never aired. Was there ever a Mr. T sketch to begin with? This video may clear that up... looks like it was just a joke.

Jeopardy! Fail

OK, new rule. From now on when someone doesn't know a Jeopardy! answer they have to just say "What is Pussy Furry?"

Ricky Gervais pisses off Hollywood

Ricky Gervais is my hero. He completely pissed off everyone in Hollywood, but did what no one else in history could ever do... make watching an awards show actually entertaining! Here's his opening monologue from last night:

Pee Wee Herman Digital Short on SNL

Everyone was talking about this on Sunady morning... Probably the greatest SNL moment of the season! (I know that's not saying much, but it's still very funny)

Happy Birthday, Andrea Zuckerman

Gabrielle Carteris turns 50... FIFTY today. For those of you who were alive when Beverly Hills 90210 was on, this should make you feel old. But not too old, seeing as she was 30 when she was playing a teenager on the show.

In honor of her birthday, here's the best scene that was ever broadcast on TV during the 90's:

Alf outtakes are dirty and racist

These outtakes never made it to the Alf DVD collection... If you enjoy hearing a puppet say dirty words and pretend to have Turrets so he can say the N-word you'll love this. If you're like me, a little part of your childhood dies today:

*NSFW - Language*

Zach Morris eating a gingerbread penis

Conan's back

The cold open from last night's debut of Conan on TBS: