Reporter makes kid cry on live TV

A TV reporter attempted to be funny by yelling at a little kid while kicking his butt in basketball. What the reporter failed to understand was that this only works in Adam Sandler movies. In real life, the kid cries and is scarred for life.

Parents are horrified, kid has got to think this is cool!

A 5-year-old boy in Australia got a henna tattoo on family vacation, but had a bad reaction to the chemicals. It looks like he will now have a permanent scar on his arm in the shape of a dragon. Sweet! I wish my temporary zebra tattoo I got from my Fruit Stripe gum would have done that, I'd have been the coolest kid in class!

Phil Spector unwigged!

Here's Phil Spector at his trial...

And here he is wig-less in his official mug shot.

Phil Spector's biggest punishment? No wigs allowed in prison.

In search of the real "Up" house

Some dude is using his free time to hunt down the house that inspired the movie "Up". I'm not sure what he expects to do once he finds it... because the movie was a cartoon. This isn't as awesome as the guy who found Urkel's house from Family Matters, but I do like a good mystery... so here's the link.

Jessica Alba defaces property in the name of sharks

Jessica Alba is filming a movie in Oklahoma City and somehow got hooked up with some wacky animal rights group that's trying to raise awareness for the plight of killer sharks. The other night, Jessica went with the group on a covert operation to put up posters of sharks all over town. These posters don't have any slogans or messages on them, they're just pictures of sharks. I'm not sure how this raises awareness of anything... but that's not the problem. The real issue is that Jessica Alba glued these posters on private property, including a BILLBOARD FOR THE UNITED WAY! The United Way has said that they will have to use their own money to replace the billboard thanks to Jessica's reckless activity. How did they know that Jessica Alba is to blame? She posted these pictures of herself putting up the posters! Way to incriminate yourself!!!

Look how proud she is of herself. "Wheeeee! I put a picture of a shark on a billboard. I'm saving the world!!!!"

The Oklahoma police now want to question Jessica Alba. She has released an apology and promised to pay back the United Way. Man, it's a good thing that she's so hot.