Dora's all grown up... and slutty!

Parents are outraged at Nickelodeon this morning. They unveiled a new "tween" version of Dora The Explorer (translation: "slutty"). She doesn't look like a cute little lesbian anymore. Now, Dora actually looks like she may have fallen off of the Rock Of Love bus. Check out the photos for yourself and tell us what you think:

Now Joe Jonas hates Asians

Remember a few months ago when Miley Cyrus was making fun of Asians? Well, it looks like Joe Jonas from The Jonas Brothers thinks its funny to make squinty eyes for the camera too. This photo was making it's way all around the internet yesterday. What's up with these Disney kids? Why do they hate Asians so much?????

Snake swallows dog

This snake swallowed a dog. Collar and all.

That's one hungry sunnamabitch. Link.

Listener submission: Huge Sausage

I'll be honest, I was a little nervous opening up an email with the subject "Huge Sausage". Luckily this is what I got:



Boris,

this is the world's largest sausage. It's 6,643 feet and was made in Serbia. Looks tasty, doesn't it?

-Jason