Kid has tough time eating ice cream at soccer match

This kid is either really confused on how to eat ice cream, or just extremely bored having to sit and watch a European soccer match. Wait for it...

Again, do I have a dirty mind...

...or does this chandelier look a little, ahem, familiar?

Gov. Mark Sanford's love letters

We now know that South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford, wasn't missing and wasn't hiking the Appalachian Trail... he was actually in Argentina with his mistress, Maria. The State newspaper has obtained their love letters and printed them for the whole world to see. I'm not sure how they are able to do that. The guy wasn't doing anything illegal or anything to harm the state of South Carolina... he was just being a creep and getting some action on the side. I guess this is a good lesson to anyone in the public eye. Man, I sure hope my stalker emails to Joy Behar don't see the light of day!

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Do I have a dirty mind...

...or does this ad suggest more than just eating a hamburger? This is most likely done on purpose (Ya think?!?). Burger King also calls their sliders "Burger Shots" which means something totally different in the world of porn. (Google it, 'cause I'm not gonna spell it out here).

Jewel is desperate, posts bikini shots on Twitter

I personally don't mind when celebrities post photos of themselves on Twitter. Especially when they're topless, like Lindsay Lohan or rockin' a tiny little bikini like Jewel. Yes, it seems a bit desperate when you haven't had a hit movie or song in years but who cares... now I'm following Jewel and Lindsay's Tweets!

The girl who never ages

This girl is 16 years old. Seriously! She hasen't aged significantly since she was a toddler and scientists are baffled. They say that she doesn't have any particular genetic disease. Perhaps she holds the key to immortality! They're doing a special on her that will air on TLC in August.

Until then, read more about this freaky story at abc news.

Photoshop contest round 2

Here's some more photos from the contest. Keep 'em coming, I'll pick a new profile picture at the end of the week!