This year, every young girl that wants to wear a super-low cut prom dress with a slit running all the way up to Bangor, Maine will have some help. Now parents will be supplied with evidence that dressing slutty doesn't necessarily mean you're doomed to a life of working at Hooters.
For your enjoyment: 5 cats that look like Wilford Brimley
Last night, while Britney was performing in Tampa, she had one of her oh-so-boring wardrobe malfunctions... this time her pants seemed to move a little too far to the side during her performance of Slave 4 You. Being the professional that she is, she made sure not to draw attention to it and quietly fixed the problem. HAHAHAHA! Who are we kidding? She pulled and twisted at her crotch and yelled to the stagehand, "My P**** is hanging out!"
Stay tuned all this week to win Dave Matthews Band tickets! The winner of the Ass-Backwards Song each morning will get tickets to the shows at SPAC and Bethel Woods. We also have tickets to see Watchmen and more chances for you to qualify for the Cruise-Away Getaway to the BaHAAAmas!
My wife likes watching John & Kate Plus Eight. It's a show on TLC about an angry hormonal woman and her beat-down, shell-of-his-former-self husband who she had sextuplets and twins with. The show follows the whole creepy family as Kate publicly berates and humiliates John, stripping him of any sort of self-worth he once had, all while the couple exploits their kids for loads of money and promotional products.
Have you ever taken a photo somewhere you weren't supposed to? This website is a collection of forbidden pictures from museums, concerts, tourist attractions and government buildings. The site is a little light on content right now because it's brand new... but I love the idea. I may even upload those photos I took inside "Cats" when I was in high school. Watch out Rumple Teaser, you're secret is out.
