Broccoli eating cat

Yeah, it's a cute video. The cat loves broccoli. However, the best part is at 1:26 when the woman states that the video will be posted to Youtube by fortnight. Who still uses Old English? Fortnight??? They're probably part of some strange cult that wears pink swatch watches and sits around feeding vegetables to their many sacred cats (and, apparently, geckos).

Also, a fortnight is 14 days... so she made us wait two whole weeks before releasing this amazing footage of a broccoli eating cat! These people are sick.

The Kiss of Deaf

I saw this headline and couldn't resist:

Chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss

Seriously, who would suck someone's ear THAT hard? Check out the whole story and decide which is worse; walking around with a hickey on your neck or going deaf.

*Best joke I've seen online about this story: At least she didn't get hearing AIDS!

Aircheck: 12-09-08 "Brandi's #1 Fan, Jason"

After the show today, I was flooded with emails from people who wanted me to post today's call from Brandi's #1 fan, Jason. Jason is my new challenge. Right now, he worships Brandi and could care less about Boris. It is now my new mission to make Jason my biggest fan. This will not be easy. Jason has a deep, deep love for Brandi and seems almost impervious to my Hudson Valley Radio Legend powers. But, mark my words, before I am through Jason will be my biggest fan!

Aircheck: 12-09-08 "The Brandi Grumble"

"The Brandi Grumble" by request... feel free to make it your ringtone.

Girl loses her virginity and texts her dad by mistake.

This is Lizzy. Lizzy shouldn't be so sad. She's 18. She's partying at the beach with her friends. Just moments ago Lizzy lost her virginity and apparently it was "Gr8".

So what's bumming Lizzy out?

She drunk texted her friend Darcy about the whole losing-her-virginity thing but MISTAKENLY TEXTED HER DAD INSTEAD!

Darcy - Dad... it's an easy mistake to make, especially after a dizzying drunken lovemaking session on the dunes.

Lizzy's "friends" posted a photo of her phone online so we can all share in her horror:

More photos and the rest of the story here

Jimmy Fallon is scared s***less!

Jimmy Fallon takes over for Conan O'Brien in March, so he's decided to show how new and innovative his show will be by hosting a nightly video blog. These nightly videos are going to be awesome. Not because the blog is funny - which is certanly isn't ("hey, this is our set" "hey, send me your questions on the INTERNET" "hey, try not to get dizzy as I swing my arms all over the screen because I really don't know what I'm doing here!"). It's going to be funny because Jimmy Fallon is not a good enough actor to hide the fact that he is scared to death about screwing this show up. You can see the desperation in his eyes. It's going to be as awkward as an episode of "The Office"... except that this is REAL!

One saving grace, Jimmy's house band will be "The Roots" - Kick ass!


*I started creating rules for a drinking game that made you take a gulp each time Jimmy Fallon swung his arms at the screen, but I got wasted :25 seconds into the video and passed out.

WRRV Beard Growing Competition - Week 3

As we wrap up the third week of the great WRRV Beard Growing Competition, there are still no drop-outs:

But a big congratulations goes out to Simon, who had decided to highlight his facial hair by eliminating the rest of the hair on his head. Unfortunately, Simon has already been mistaken several times today for Wooly Willy:

Archive: Weeks 1 and 2 of the contest