Bacon is good for me!

If you don't watch "Wife Swap" you're missing out on my idea of a rockin' Friday night. Grab a couple of cold ones, prop yourself up on the couch and bask in the glory of the most awesome kid in the world. Just don't tell him you're stealing his bacon... or else he's hittin' the road!

The most boring town in the country

Everyone is coming out to see the amazing standing broom! It's called "balance", idiots!

Caption Contest!

Jon Gosselin held a pool party this weekend for a few thousand of his closest friends:

"Bitches and ho's and loads of child support, Yo!"

Post your caption in the comments section below

Hot lemon on lime action

Candy maker, Haribo, has been battling a man's complaint about their new product, Maoam.
Simon Simpkins from England wrote to outline his disgust about the packaging, claiming the lemon and lime looked like they were "locked in a carnal encounter".

So what do you think? Are the fruits doing it on the wrapper?

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Who wants to watch a bull ride?

People of Wal-Mart

This website just started up, but I think it has lots of promise. It's a stunning collection of submitted photos of people who shop at Wal-Mart.

Don't forget your camera when you go shopping this weekend! peopleofwalmart.com

The Seinfeld Reunion is coming!

I know I've mentioned how excited I am for the Seinfeld reunion on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm... But after reading this article in the latest Entertainment Weekly I can barely contain myself. How cool is it that the show who's characters filmed a show about nothing within their own show will have their reunion filmed as a plot line in another show?

The full article is here

Elle Magazine is in 3D now?

Jennifer Aniston in the new issue of Elle Magazine.

Camera crew doing story about ho attacked by hoe

This Florida news team was doing a story about a 15 year old girl who was working at a local strip club. When they confronted the girl's mother, she ironically attacked them with a "hoe". Check it out!

Guess what Crystal Beth was busted for...

Microsoft PhotoShops black guy out of it's ad

Microsoft had the original image of this ad on the U.S. version of its site, but PhotoShopped out the black guy (and not too well, I might add) for their Polish site.

While they had PhotoShop open,Microsoft should have fixed some other things in the photo before chopping off the heads of minorities... like connecting the monitor to the computer with some sort of cord and erasing the rival Macbook in the middle of the table.

Obviously, Microsoft is apologizing all over the place.

Ben Stiller begs Ryan Seacrest to Tweet about him

I'm closing in on 2,000 Facebook friends... but as of this morning I only have 245 followers on Twitter. Next to Ryan Seacrest's 1.9 million, that seems very sad. What-up, Hudson Valley? You don't Tweet? Maybe I should ask Ryan Seacrest to help me out. It seemed to work real well for Ben Stiller:

Kid is awesome at parallel parking

Congratulations, by uploading this to YouTube instead of sending it to America's Funniest Home Videos you have cheated yourself out of $10,000. Good going.

Teen buried alive at a Rhode Island beach

Do you ever see those people digging huge holes at the beach and ask yourself "why"? I mean, you're at the beach... lie down and relax. What's the thrill about digging all day long? Well, this kid learned the hard way that digging a huge hole isn't just stupid, it's dangerous! He dug an 8 foot hole (8 foot!!!) at a Rhode Island beach over the weekend and panicked as it started to collapse in on him. It took 100 people a few hours to rescue him.

Click here for the full story

Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono

This poor man has Broca's Aphasia, which is a brain disorder that impedes speech. This case is so bad that he can only make one noise: "tono". Before you feel too bad, patients can usually have full recovery from this.

Drunk dude tries to put on his flip-flop

We've all been there: too drunk to put on a flip-flop at a music festival. I could watch this guy all day long.

Curb Your Enthusiasm sneak peek

I'm so excited! The new season starts on September 20th with a storyline featuring all of the original cast members from Seinfeld. But the main reason I'll be tuning in is for Larry:

Tasteless doesn't even begin to describe this ad

They say there's no such thing as bad publicity. Humo magazine is putting that to the test with this ad. Their tagline is "Reading Humo Magazine can have serious consequences". Uh, real classy... and great timing, too.

I missed the peep show!

This morning I was talking about how I stumbled across the High Line park in NYC this weekend, and how scenic it was. Apparently, I missed out on the real scenery. The hotel that streches over the rail-trail is encouraging guests to have sex in the windows for onlookers below. Unfortunately, I read this article the day AFTER my visit.

Here's the story from today's NY Post.

Michael Moore's new film "Capitalism, A Love Story"

The economic mess couldn't be better for Michael Moore. Everyone's ready to get mad at the man and who better to put him in his place than Michael Moore. Sure, his films aren't the most accurate... but who wants to let all of those "facts" get in the way when we're so angry!

30 Rock: The Porn

Check out the trailer to the latest Porn Parody. This time they're doing a spot-on 30 Rock rip-off. The actors are actually pretty good at mimicing the characters, considering that this is porn. (Yes, there's a lame Tracy Jordan Cribs sketch in the beginning, the funny stuff starts at 2:09)

Best juggler ever of the week today

This guy juggles hammers into a nail... well, you just really have to see this to believe it.

Cops: don't let hot chicks hold your big guns

Here's the photo we were talking about this morning. This is a waitress at "Twin Peaks" Restaurant and Bar posing for a photo on the back of a cop car. Midland County Sheriff Gary Painter fired one deputy and suspended three others without pay for the photos of a waitress holding a rifle sitting on a Midland County patrol car. Round Rock officers were dispatched to the restaurant after someone reported the waitress with the weapon, which had been given to her by one of the deputies who had been attending a training session near Austin

Fatty-Fat Friday!

Video ads in Entertainment Weekly magazine

Well, we've finally lived long enough to see some of the stuff in Back To The Future 2 turn into reality. These video ads will start popping up in select issues of Entertainment Weekly next month. I would love to know how much this cost Pepsi and CBS!



Can hoverboards and self-lacing Nikes be too far off?

Aircheck: Put Pockets (With Video)

Yesterday Brandi was telling us about "Put Pockets" in London that are reaching into unsuspecting people's pockets and leaving them money. Brandi loved the idea, but I thought it was a little creepy:



One of our listeners sent us this video of the "Put Pockets" in action. Watch and let us know if you think this is an awesome idea, or a little creepy:

Nature has a dirty mind

Do you have a dirty mind? Than you're gonna love these nature photos!

Link

Dude looks like an old lady

What the hell has happened to Steven Tyler from Aerosmith?

And the award for best film about killer poop goes to...

I found this short film on Youtube and was blown away! This is a story about a young Asian boy who's poop tries to kill him. Really. Why isn't there an Academy Award category for killer poop films? (I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about the Caan Film Festival, but I'm still recovering from the movie)

Just a warning... its really gross, so watch it at your own risk.

Another Facebook fail!

When "reply to all" goes horribly wrong!

LINK: Check out more Facebook horrors at Lamebook.com

New "Winker" Jeans are freaky!

Tired of the same old jeans that don't draw enough attention to your fat ass? Try Winkers! These jeans use the motion of your legs to create an animated view for the poor person who has to walk behind you. Their tag line should be: "If you hear people laughing hysterically behind you, you must be wearing Winkers!"

Greatest day at the ballpark for one kid

This kid catches not one... but two foul balls at the same game! And gets a standing "o".

They said it couldn't be done!

Remember last year how I told you the company that created those New Year's Eve glasses was going out of business? Well, it looks like another company has stepped in and preserved the tradition of looking like a douche for the big ball drop. That's right, may I present for the first time ever, the new 2010 glasses:


Sure, the ones on the left were a no-brainer... but take a look at the ingenuity of the ones on the right. Whoo Boy! We're good to go through 2019, suckas!!!!

Awkward Jamie-Lynn Sigler interview

This ABC reporter decided to interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler about her Entourage plotline (in which she dates Turtle, the “fat” guy). Apparently, the reporter did very little research before the interview and didn't know that Jamie-Lynn is actually dating Jerry Ferrara (who plays Turtle) in real life!

Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

Check out this list of the top 25 homeless guy signs.

The dude under the Newburgh/Beacon Bridge should give this a try... I think it would work much better (and be less creepy) than just standing there and staring at people.

Link

You've got to be S#!&*% me!

When Brett Favre retired (again) last season I predicted that he would be back (again). My sports-fan friends said "No! This time it's for real".

Ok...

Motorcyclist forgets he's on a motorcycle

Texting while driving = dangerous

Reclining while riding a motorcycle = extremely dangerous

Doing both at the same time = The coolest guy in India

Woman gets stuck on drawbridge as it opens

Officials are baffled at how a Wisconsin woman got stuck on bridge, and managed to remain perched at a 45-degree angle as the bridge was raised.

When officials noticed the vehicle, it was lowered, and the woman was able to leave after questioning.

Man, she should have just stepped on the gas Blues Brothers style and made the jump!

Prank your hot friends with the dissolving bikini

I guess the hardest part of this prank is to figure out a way to give someone a bikini and have them put it on without washing it first. If you can figure out how to do that, you're in for a huh-larry-us afternoon in the pool! This bikini completely dissolves in water after 3 minutes. Don't believe me? Here's a NSFW video that demonstrates how it works (over 18 only).

This morning's "Waffle-Off"

Mike from Simply Gourmet stopped in this morning to accept Brandi's waffle challenge. While on the WRRV Cruise-A-Palooza this weekend, Brandi boasted that she could out-waffle Mike.


While Brandi's waffles are amazing... there's just no way she can compete with a CIA trained chef of Mike's status. Freshly whipped cream, strawberries marinated in Belgian beer...
I mean come on!!!


After carefully tasting both waffles I decided hands-down that Mike was the winner. The best part is that Brandi is so competitive that she'll be baking for months now to make up for this defeat. Hey, any time Brandi and Mike want to battle it out I'll be more than happy to be the taste tester!

Do we really need Jamie Fox nude photos?

This weekend nude photos of Jamie Fox surfaced on the web. I debated whether or not to post this, but figured the ladies deserve at least one celebrity wiener to make up for all of the celebrity boobs we've seen over the past few years. Enjoy (you'll have to search for the unedited photo yourself, just be careful - make sure to sit far from the screen so you don't poke your eye out).

Dude can catch a laptop with his butt crack

So... this has to be fake. But still, pretty entertaining.

The WRRV Cruise-A-Palooza

We've been hosting the WRRV Cruise-A-Palooza for over 10 years now... and every year there always seems to be that one special person on board that makes the event just that more memorable. Last year it was the dancing fat guy... this year it was "beer can man".

Here's the video in case you weren't lucky enough to win your way aboard:



For more photos and video of the cruise, click here

Aircheck: Brandi says B**** and loses a listener

I am very upset with Brandi and her potty mouth this morning. So is this very nice listener who was deeply oh-fended.

Never-To-Be-Aired Family Guy Episode

The 'Family Guy' cast performed a live read of their never-to-be-aired Abortion episode for members of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

The episode, which is entitled 'Partial Terms of Endearment,' deals with Lois deciding (against Peter’s wishes) to be a surrogate mother for an infertile friend. When the friend dies in a car crash, the decision of what to do about the pregnancy must be dealt with.

Before the reading began, Chris Alexander, 20th Century Fox Television spokesman stated “this episode has never aired, and quite frankly never will air, but it will probably be on DVD at some point." Take a listen to a few scenes and judge for yourself if it should have aired on TV:

Fatty-Fat Friday!

So wrong...

Elizabeth from Hopewell sent in this photo from a burger joint she visited while on vacation.

Jamie Pressley pees in public

Jamie Pressley, the blonde chick from My Name Is Earl, was out at a popular gay bar in West Hollywood. She stumbled to the front of the busy patio, squatted and appeared to urinate on the sidewalk. Don't believe me? Here's a photo:

Still don't believe me? Here's a video:



According to Jamie, this was part of an elaborate game she was playing for a bachelorette party and she was only pretending to pee... uh, ok.

Dog adoption segment goes to... well, them.

Ginger LOVES this news anchor...

Two idiots try to convert their Hindu friend

I am really hoping that this is a fake video. It's really underscores the reason why other countries hate us... because we're collectively viewed as a bunch of ignorant morons that regurgitate information that people feed us without thinking about what it means or even attempting to learn other people's cultures or points of view. Sarah Palin should be so proud of these two.

If it IS fake, then hats off... sign these kids up for the next season of The Office immediately!

By the way, I converted to Hinduism 5:14 minutes into the video.

Watch the Teen Choice Awards last night?

The latest scandal has hit the fan. Everyone is horrified about Miley Cyrus' performance last night. Apparently she was pole dancing in front of her young teen fans.

Watch the video and judge for yourself if it was an actual pole dance... Trust me, I know one when I see one and I don't know if this qualifies: (You may want to turn the sound off)

Most disturbing video of the week: Candy Bra

Warning - once you watch this you can't un-see it.

Tone Loc ripped himself off!

Everyone remembers how similar "Wild Thing" and "Funky Cold Medina" sounded to each other... but did you ever realize that they are actually the SAME SONG? Here's a side-by-side comparison that will blow your mind. Bands like Everclear have been writing the same song over and over again for years... but I've never seen it done quite as blatantly as this.

Still don't believe it? Check out Tone Loc at the Mid Hudson Civic Center on September 12th and find out for yourself.

Link to audio

For no reason: Rod Blagojevich and Fabio

I don't know where this video is from... But Rod Blagojevich and Fabio are hanging out in some sort of garage (?) singing Karaoke. WTF, indeed.

Alternate intro to Full House

What if they never made it over that bridge to San Francisco? Poor Kimmy Gibler would have no friends.

Facebook Fail #2: Don't talk about your vag on your wall

Microphone catches sportscaster peeing

Didn' they do this on Naked Gun first?

Facebook Fail: Don't friend your boss!

Honest, officer, it's just kitty porn

Found this article online this morning:

Man blames cat for 1,000 child-porn downloads
Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

Fatty-Fat Friday!

This week's Fatty Fat comes with a complementary moustache. Enjoy.

Man watches every episode of Friends in one sitting

Steven decided to watch every episode of Friends without stopping or sleeping. That's 83 hours and 40 minutes of Friends. Honestly, I can't even sit through one re-run on TBS, let alone over 3 days worth! Why did he do it? To raise money for school.


Check out Steven's website and blog for a deeper look into the mind of this madman.

UPDATE: Video of Steven Tyler's Tumble

Here's the video we were waiting for. Yesterday we told you that Steven Tyler fell of the stage while dancing during a concert. It seems as though he hit his head and back and broke his shoulder. There was no concussion, and Tyler's back in Boston getting checked out by his own doctor. Tour dates for this week have all been cancelled - no word on whether the tour will continue.

Now that we know he's not dead, I have to admit that it's pretty funny to watch a 61-year-old dance and fall off of the stage... it happens at :55

Breaking News: Steven Tyler falls off stage

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was taken to the hospital early this morning after falling from the stage during a concert in South Dakota.

Tyler fell while entertaing the crowd by dancing around after the sound system failed during the song "Love In an Elevator." He was on the stage's catwalk, tottered backward and fell,. Security rushed to help him and the crowd cheered when Tyler got back up. Later, Tyler was taken backstage and Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the audience that he was being taken to the hospital and that the show would not go on. We're looking for video of the incident and will keep you posted during the show this morning.

Can I tap that?

This website wants you to text a simple question to everyone in your contacts list: "Can I tap that"? Wait for the awkwardness and then post the responses online. I think I'm going to try this today!

http://www.canitapthat.com/

Save the earth: pee in the shower

This Brazilian commercial is trying to conserve water by getting kids to pee in the shower. Is this something you do, or do you find it completely disgusting?

WRRV Bowl-A-Thon

Thanks to everyone who came out the the WRRV Bowl-A-Thon tonight. Here's a video for those of you who missed it:

Today is the WRRV Bowl-A-Thon at Mardi Bob Lanes on Taft Avenue in Poughkeepsie. There are still a few available lanes, so get a team together and come out for a great time! The lanes open at 3pm and you must register by 3:30. There will be a live performance by Sick Puppies at 4pm. Your $25 donation to The Jen Coudrey Scholarship Fund will get you unlimited bowling, a team photo, chances to win huge prizes and a very cool-looking Bowl-A-Thon T-Shirt. We'll see you there!

It's not too soon to start planning for the WRRV Boo Ball

The big "couple costume" this year is most likely to be Jon and Kate. Costume shops are already stocking up on the Kate wig... discretely called the "Eight Is Too Much". Now all you need is some spaced out looking guy to yell at all night and 8 dolls to drag around as props.

Paula Abdul "quits" American Idol

Paula Abdul announced yesterday (via Twitter) that she will be leaving American Idol. According to Fox, this was Abdul's decision... yeah right. Word is that Fox has been trying to get Paula off the show for the last two seasons. They realized that the novelty has worn off. Watching Paula high on pain pills trying to piece words together to praise every singer no matter how much they suck has become tiring. I'm speculating that they offered her a contract that was so terrible that she had to turn it down and then Fox never counter-offered and just said that Paula refused to sign for the next season.

Congratulations, Kara DioGuardi, on being the new Paula. Better practice your slurring now.

Tell your grandpa to stop posting videos!

This is disturbing. Some old dude is apparently into domination and has been instructed to make a video of himself in a diaper, wearing a pink Mickey Mouse shirt and sucking his thumb. What are the chances that "Mistress Rachel" is really the kid next door who grandpa keeps yelling at to stay off of his lawn?

Tiger Woods farts

Sadly, this is the biggest story to come out of golf in quite some time.

Those high-powered microphones that are supposed to pick up the swoosh of the golf club mistakenly picked up Tiger Woods letting one loose. Don't believe us? Check out the video and watch Tiger's reaction for yourself.

Demolition oops!

This demolition of a building in Turkey didn't go as expected...

Hidden messages in Popeye

Someone recently discovered that there was a hidden audio message in an old Popeye cartoon. The voice of the small mouse was actually a sped up recording of an outtake, including a G** D***... which, at the time, was like saying five F-words!

Giant vortex cannon

See if this huge air cannon can blow down a house made of bricks.

Unfortunate billboard placement

The first senior citizen hop hop dance crew

Mother drags her kid through a store

Note: if you're going to drag your kid around on a leash like some sort of animal, don't do it in a store with 350 cellphones ready to record your every move!