Thinking about New Year's Eve, I couldn't help but wonder what will happen to those stupid 200_ glasses that everyone has been wearing for the past 10 years. 2009 marks the last year that has 00 right in the middle - perfect for a pair of bloodshot eyes that have seen one too many Jägerbombs.
Thanks for tuning in to WRRV this year,
George Lucas is a turd. It's frustrating how someone with so much creative talent can make such horrible decisions... and be such a douche about it. I could count all of the ways he's destroyed the Star Wars franchise (Messing with episodes 4, 5 and 6. Jar-Jar Binks, The Clone Wars, The Star Wars Holiday Special) but Mr. Fat Turkey Neck has now soiled the Star Wars name so badly, Han Solo will no longer care who shot first... he'll just wish Greedo put him out of his misery back in Episode 4.
There's probably someone on your Christmas list that you forgot to get a present for. Well, don't worry! Just download the I Heart The Hoff Super Fantastic Activity Book and print it out, whomever receives it will think you're the greatest. The book is full of fun games like the Hoff word search, find the Hoff and connect the dots to make your own Hoff. Who wouldn't want to get this? Return that Blue Ray player you got for your BFF and just give them the Hoff Activity Book... they will thank you!
Rob Marciano is the weather guy on CNN. I guess people like him. There's even a site devoted to what he's wearing each day. Apparently, Rob likes to drink and hang out with girls. OK... I don't see a scandal here, but some website is all excited about having these not-so-incriminating photographs.
From WRRV listener Jimmy:
Bacon is awesome. From a side of bacon with breakfast to bacon on your burger to a bacon cheese roll, everything with bacon rocks. And now, you can even put bacon on your favorite website.
On Christmas morning, Channel 11 will be airing the original Yule log from 9am-1pm. That's 4 hours of log! Apparently, Tribune Broadcasting has also produced a new HD log that it will be replacing the original log with on it's other stations across the country. But, fear not, the original will be airing on channel 11 here in New York.
If you're a nerd and you like girls you probably already know who Olivia Munn is. She co-hosts Attack Of The Show on G4. If you don't know what Attack Of The Show is - congratulations, you probably have lots of friends and do sports. For the rest of us, ATOS is a hour of geek porn. Video games, computers, gadgets, jokes that you wouldn't get and lots of Olivia Munn. Anyway, Olivia posted some holiday photos that geeks and non-geeks alike can enjoy this holiday.
Do you have your photos posted on Flickr? If so, there's a cool hack that will allow you to add a Santa hat and beard to any photo. Click here for the instructions.
Here's a photo of little Adolf Hitler.
So, I'm assuming (hoping) that this is some sort of publicity stunt. Burger King has released a new scent called "Flame". According to the website it's for people who love Whoppers and it "captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat."
Looks like we have a massive list of 2 hour delays this morning, so I'm going to have to cut the website updates short and get my a$$ into the studio to start reading the list. I'll get back to the site later with more updates. Enjoy the morning off!
This morning Brandi read a story about how people in Peru eat Guinea Pig. One of our listeners, Brian, sent instant feedback about how he at a Guinea Pig in Peru. It was prepared with a pepper in it's mouth and a fancy tomato hat. Well, Brian was kind enough to email me a photo. Check it out! Honestly, it doesn't look all that bad.
This contest is killing me. Seriously. I don't think I can last much longer. My facial hair is coarse and nappy. My moustache is now long enough to cover my mouth and meet the hairs under my lower lip. And the only women who flirt with me now are middle aged women who probably think Magnum P.I. is the definition of sexy. Plus, I go to the dentist for a cleaning this week, and I'm grossed out to think about what that experience will be like with a big bushy beard and moustache. Simon, you are a stronger man than I.
Want to check your bank account in public without anyone looking over your shoulder? Have grandma knit you one of these for Christmas!
Obama picking a snowball fight? Add your caption by commenting below
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Saliva is live on stage right now performing "Click, Click, Boom". Check the website for video from the concert tomorrow!!!
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Hey Boris,
I like watching that "Ace Of Cakes" show on Food Network. Not because I'm into cake making, but because I think it's pretty inspirational to see a bunch of stoners start a business that they were obviously high while creating, and become a huge success. Seriously, I get a contact high while I watch that show. That Geoff guy always looks soooooo stoned. And the fat Hawaiian looking girl spends 5 hours making fake lettuce for a hamburger cake that falls apart and she doesn't even care. I can guarantee you that the cakes aren't the only things baked at that place!
By the way, she turns 40 (!) in February... 
Apparently, they all work at KFC and thought it would be fun to strip down and start swimming in the sink. I don't think I've ever been to a KFC and fantasized about the counter person rubbing their dirty body parts all over my bucket of original recipe. No wonder my chicken always tastes like Proactiv zit cream!
Link to the full storyA trio of Anderson girls are in hot water with their fast-food employer for dipping themselves into the sink used to clean dishes. One of the girls bathing in the sink at the Anderson Kentucky Fried Chicken posted the photos on the Internet and after management learned of them, all three were suspended today, said Cheri, assistant manager at the restaurant. She declined to give her last name.
“The girls are being reprimanded for it,” Cheri said.
She said she learned of the photos, which had been posted publicly on the girl’s MySpace.com social Web site, during the dinner rush today.
The photos, which appeared to have been posted late last month, showed the girls bathing in the deep commercial sink and posing in their underwear and swimwear. “I was in shock when I saw it,” Cheri said.
If you've ever visited MySpace you know that teenage girls love to take dirty photos of themselves. Hell, Miley Cyrus has been doing it for years. Last week we even brought you the story of a high school cheerleader who was kicked off of the squad for texting nude photos of herself to her classmates. It seems that the trend has become all too common. So much so, that a whole new word has just been invented...Now that it's all over the internets, I'm sure we can look forward to Katie Couric doing a hard-hitting report about "sexting" on the CBS Evening News. So, have you ever sexted someone... if so, did it end in disaster? Drop us an email and let us know, we may your story on the show. (Photo attachements are optional!)Sexting (v): To trade images with dirty messages, nude or sexually explicit photos, often in reference to teenagers
A list of the most played songs of Guantanamo Bay has just been released. These are the songs that were played to torture prisoners into submission. Barney I can understand, but David Gray? That's just cruel and unusual!
OK, this looks like some crappy art house film. Forrest Whitaker? oh great. Ray Liotta? Snore! Santa committing suicide? Ridiculous! Oragami, kite flying, Kris Kirstofferson and some guy in a tunnel with a bear mask on? I am so outta here!
WAIT! Is that Jessica Beil naked? This looks like the BEST - MOVIE - EVER!
Seriously, who would suck someone's ear THAT hard? Check out the whole story and decide which is worse; walking around with a hickey on your neck or going deaf.Chinese man ruptures girlfriend's ear with passionate kiss
"The Brandi Grumble" by request... feel free to make it your ringtone.
This is Lizzy. Lizzy shouldn't be so sad. She's 18. She's partying at the beach with her friends. Just moments ago Lizzy lost her virginity and apparently it was "Gr8".
Just so there's no confusion, I'm not permitted to sit on piles of snowballs while my friend ice fishes, right?
"Sadly, Ru Paul's Vegas show has opened to mixed reviews."
Poor George W! Now officially a lame duck, he's subjected to humiliating exit interviews about his low approval rating, stories about how his wife killed some guy back in the 60's and stupid photo-ops with people who he could really care less about but has to suck up to before he can quietly retire to his ranch.
This is a photo of a real prank that was pulled in a high school. Before you say "Well that's stupid, it's just a bunch of dixie cups spread out all over the classroom" keep in mind that all of the cups are full. I can't imagine how to even begin cleaning something like this up...
Starting Monday, WRRV will be giving away prizes from Santa's Big Fat Sack! Just tune in to Music All Morning for more details on how you can win presents each weekday until Christmas Eve like CDs, DVDs and concert tickets from your favorite artists!
Did you ever wonder why you eat right and excercise but still can't seem to lose weight? Well, did you go out drinking last night? This British website will calculate how many calories you consumed just by drinking. While this explains your Uncle Ed's beer belly, it may totally ruin your day.
Some other phtos from the Celebration Of Lights:
It's 31 degrees right now in front of Noah's and the parade has just begun. I'm going to stop typing and put my gloves back on!
This just came over the wire... OJ has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison. He could get out in 9 years, but he will be spending all of that time in jail. He was convicted for armed robbery, kidnapping and assault. But as Seth Myers on SLN said, "really for murder".
Laura from Pine Bush sent me this photo... Great for cleaning out the disgusting taste of mint from your mouth!
