Fatty-Fat Friday!

The happiest (drunkest) places on earth

I have a suggestion for the Middle East. Less fighty, more drinky.

If you're wondering what people are drinking around the world, here's another chart:

Dead Island video game trailer

Dead Island is finally coming out. If the trailer is any indication, this game is going to be epic...

Ass Cam reveals nothing we didn't already know

A couple of hot girls hid a camera to observe what happens when they walk past guys as they shake their well-rounded behinds. Shockingly, the guys looked. Every one of them. Even Jesus.

The Phil Collins Day Parade

If you're a regular listener of the show, you know that I hate Phil Collins. If I even see his face my body clenches up and I feel physically ill... don't even get me started on what happens when I'm unfortunate enough to hear one of his songs. So, as you'd expect, I did not attend this year's Phil Collins Day in Brooklyn. And from the looks of it, not many other people did too. I will have nightmares about that paper mache Phil Collins head for months.

A driver's worst nightmare

This traffic circle is a series of 5 circles interconnected inside two larger circles that rotate in opposite directions. Oh, and did I mention this is in England, where you have to drive on the opposite side of the road?

Unfortunate yearbook cropping

Lesson learned: Don't wear an American Eagle shirt on picture day. Either go full-douche and plop down the extra money for the actual A&F shirt or embrace your thriftiness and wear Old Navy.