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Star Wars spoiler from 1978

Thank God there was no Internet in 1978... otherwise this article that ran in a local newspaper would have gone viral and completely ruined The Empire Strikes Back for millions of fans! It's amazing that this spoiler never spread in the 2 years before the sequel was released.

Angelina from The Jersey Shore has a new rap single

As if Angelina wasn't hated enough...

Robert Downey Jr. is Mr. Peanut

Here's a first look at the new Mr. Peanut commercial featuring a stop-motion animated peanut with the voice of Robert Downey Jr.

New cigarette warnings may hit packages soon

Federal health officials are considering putting more graphic warnings on packages of cigarettes. Below are a few examples. What do you think? Good idea or too graphic?

Disney World surprise FAIL

You've seen those commercials where the parents surprise their kids with the news that they're going to Disney World. The kids scream with excitement and give Mom and Dad a big hug... Yeah, that didn't happen here. Apparently Dick's house is WAY more fun than Disney World.

Todays moment of courage...

...or unathleticism: