Photo of the week

So this is what it looks like to have Tiger's ball in your face! This photo was taken on Saturday at the Ryder cup... and yes, the ball did hit the photographer who snapped this photo (he's fine).

What makes this photo even better is the guy on the right with the cigar, moustache and turban! I think he yelled "You can do it!!!" right before the shot.

Show me.... penis!

Here's a shocking video taken from The Family Feud. I know I'm completely shocked... When did Steve Harvey start hosting?

Man drives horse to Drive-Thru

Yeah, it's wacky that a man is riding his horse through a McDonald's drive-thru. But isn't it even more strange that a couple of drunk Brits are apparently hanging out in a McDonald's parking lot? I wish I could give these guys their own TV show.

NSFW - some saucy British language

Bees on the Pooooorch

Ever since the stories about The Leprechaun and The Linkin Park Rapist have become viral hits, local news has been trying a little too hard to find the next big thing... Although I think this one may have some staying power:

Two-legged pig (Insert your own Kirstie Alley joke here)

Wow, Jersey Shore really IS fake (proof)!

Last year I posted a Funny Or Die clip featuring the cast of the Jersey Shore pretending to "fake" the show. Somehow, the post appeared as one of the very first results for anyone who Googled "Is Jersey Shore Fake". Since then, the comments section started getting some violent responses from fans of the show who didn't have the brain power to understand sarcasm and were pissed because their tanning-spray-polluted brains thought I was really saying the show was fake.(I eventually had to post a disclaimer at the bottom of the page because it was getting out of hand).

Anyway... I take it back. Here's proof that this week's fight was actually staged! (Jenni forgot to take her socks off for take 2).

Whoopsie!

What your taxes paid for

Ever wonder where all those taxes go? Well, here's a breakdown for someone who earned $34,000 (You can adjust the numbers to your salary to see how much you spent on each item). Don't forget, the Walkway Over The Hudson is considered a National Park... go get your money's worth!