Salma Hayek is REALLY afraid of snakes

This is the best video you will see all week. Salma Hayek spots a snake on the ground during a press junket for Grown Ups and quickly finds the nearest exit... unfortunately, it's on the shoulders of Maya Rudolph.



If you've seen From Dusk Till Dawn, you may be surprised by her reaction. I thought she LOVED snakes:

**Slightly NSFW**

The despicable Gary Coleman deathbed photo

Gary Coleman's scum-of-the-earth wife (or ex-wife) recieved $10,000 for this photo. What she wasn't counting on was the headline the Globe decided to plaster over it. We deduct one point from the Globe for publishing the photo, but give them a point for sticking it to that gold-digging b****. So I guess it's a wash.

Weightlifter pukes on judge

This is kind of gross. Weightlifter dude shouldn't have eaten oatmeal right before trying to set the record. It should be noted, however, that he did recover after this and give it a third attempt. No word if he crapped his pants.

Don't mess with a Mexican wrestler

There are certain situations where you should just sit in your seat. On top of the list is when you have an urge to unmask a Mexican wrestler:

Kid downs a beer at Phillies game

One day this young Phillies fan will grow up to get tased by security or maybe even vomit on off-duty cop and his kid! Go Phillies!



The above video keeps getting pulled by MLB, so if it doesn't work, a version of the news story about the drinking baby is here:

Racist Hallmark card?

Hey, I'm all for racial sensitivity... but ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? How can you possibly think that this card is talking about "Black Hoes"???

Woman calls tech support for Google Pac-Man

Remember when Google put Pac-Man on their home page for a day? It totally blew this woman's mind. I have one of these conversations with my mother every week. The only difference is that this tech support guy is way more patient than I am.