Tiger's text messages revealed

Porn Star, Joslyn James, released all of the text messages sent to her from Tiger Woods during their affair. The almost 100 messages are extremely graphic; discussing three ways, golden showers and violent acts. In one message Tiger says "(I'm gonna)hold you down while i choke you... Then im going to tell you to shut the F--- up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise".

Now, whenever we bring up Tiger Woods I get a flood of messages from "holier-than-thou" people saying that they don't care about this story... So if you aren't the least bit interested in seeing all of the texts, and reading the disgusting things Tiger Woods is into, don't make this link to all of Tiger's texts the most visited link on the website today.

Update: 2:51pm - Too late, almost 1,000 hits in the first half hour... nice try, though.

The Music All Morning St. Pat's Party

Thanks to everyone we met yesterday at Mahoney's for coming out to our annual St. Patrick's Day party. Hope you had as much fun as we did!

The latest "Between Two Ferns"

If you loved Zach Galifianakis on SNL a couple of weeks ago, you'll enjoy the latest interview in his "Between Two Ferns" series. This time he stumbles through an awkward interview with Ben Stiller.

*NSFW - some strong language*

Jesse James is the Tiger Woods of whatever Jesse James does

Did Sandra Bullock's husband cheat on her with this woman?
Tattoo Model, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, is claiming to In Touch magazine that she slept with Jesse James for about eleven months. She includes some very intimate details about their relationship including the fact that they had sex three times a day in his garage. Michelle also claims that she entered the relationship because Jesse led her to believe he was single. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” she said. Michelle does admit to having unprotected sex with Jesse, who she refers to as Vanilla Gorilla because he was so "well-endowed." Yikes! You can read the whole interview here.

Awkward Office St. Patrick's Day Bingo

Do you work with a bunch of lame idiots? Do you dread holidays like St. Patrick's Day because of the inevitable stupid jokes and obnoxious green ties? Why not pass the time by playing "Awkward Office St. Patrick's Day Bingo". Click the photo to enlarge, print out and kill 8 hours before you can hit the bar.

Don't ask her to make you an omlette

That's a big weiner

Here's another submission from our pal, Obsessive Rob: BigHotDog.com. They produce, what else: big hot dogs. These suckers are 16 incles long and weigh 7 pounds!

You can slice them up and cook them like hamburgers on the grill. The creepy guy in the video kind of makes me not want to buy one... but it actually does sound like a good idea for a big barbecue.

To order, visit their website.