Little Andy Keaton from Family Ties arrested

Remember Brian Bonsail? He played Michael J. Fox's little brother, Andy, on Family Ties. Well, now he's all grown up and was arrested over the weekend for hitting someone over the head with a barstool. Sha-la-la-la...

Printer ink is one of the most expensive liquids on earth

Introducing the countdown stop light

Check out this red light concept developed by a Serbian designer. The red light counts down to green to supposedly help you save on stress and fuel. OR... it'll give people more time to sit and text message before gunning the engine at zero and racing the car next to you to the DQ.

Rivers Cuomo is dead...

...at least according to this well thought out and compelling page on the Internet. While the fake Rivers is recovering from a bus crash, we can all finally devise a plan to reveal Weezer's deep dark secret.

Tiger Woods' mistress #7?

Porn star, Holly Sampson (top left) is claiming to be Tiger Woods' mistress number seven. SEVEN! And it looks like there's even more to come. Over the weekend, Perkins waitress Mindy Lawton announced that Tiger and her had a hot and heavy love affair where they enjoyed unprotected sex in her car outside the Perkins restaurant. Also, clubgoer Cori Rist joined Jamie Jungers, Jamie Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and (allgegedly) Rachel Uchitel in the long line of Tiger Woods mistress. Welcome, to the club!

Ho Ho Fart

Music All Morning presents: Farting Santa

Boomerang mail truck

This mailman forgets to put the parking break on his truck and it rolls into heavy traffic. Miraculously, it somehow loops around and comes right back where it started.