Ben Stiller begs Ryan Seacrest to Tweet about him

I'm closing in on 2,000 Facebook friends... but as of this morning I only have 245 followers on Twitter. Next to Ryan Seacrest's 1.9 million, that seems very sad. What-up, Hudson Valley? You don't Tweet? Maybe I should ask Ryan Seacrest to help me out. It seemed to work real well for Ben Stiller:

Kid is awesome at parallel parking

Congratulations, by uploading this to YouTube instead of sending it to America's Funniest Home Videos you have cheated yourself out of $10,000. Good going.

Teen buried alive at a Rhode Island beach

Do you ever see those people digging huge holes at the beach and ask yourself "why"? I mean, you're at the beach... lie down and relax. What's the thrill about digging all day long? Well, this kid learned the hard way that digging a huge hole isn't just stupid, it's dangerous! He dug an 8 foot hole (8 foot!!!) at a Rhode Island beach over the weekend and panicked as it started to collapse in on him. It took 100 people a few hours to rescue him.

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Tono Tono Tono Tono Tono

This poor man has Broca's Aphasia, which is a brain disorder that impedes speech. This case is so bad that he can only make one noise: "tono". Before you feel too bad, patients can usually have full recovery from this.

Drunk dude tries to put on his flip-flop

We've all been there: too drunk to put on a flip-flop at a music festival. I could watch this guy all day long.

Curb Your Enthusiasm sneak peek

I'm so excited! The new season starts on September 20th with a storyline featuring all of the original cast members from Seinfeld. But the main reason I'll be tuning in is for Larry:

Tasteless doesn't even begin to describe this ad

They say there's no such thing as bad publicity. Humo magazine is putting that to the test with this ad. Their tagline is "Reading Humo Magazine can have serious consequences". Uh, real classy... and great timing, too.