Wednesday, August 19, 2009

They said it couldn't be done!

Remember last year how I told you the company that created those New Year's Eve glasses was going out of business? Well, it looks like another company has stepped in and preserved the tradition of looking like a douche for the big ball drop. That's right, may I present for the first time ever, the new 2010 glasses:


Sure, the ones on the left were a no-brainer... but take a look at the ingenuity of the ones on the right. Whoo Boy! We're good to go through 2019, suckas!!!!

Awkward Jamie-Lynn Sigler interview

This ABC reporter decided to interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler about her Entourage plotline (in which she dates Turtle, the “fat” guy). Apparently, the reporter did very little research before the interview and didn't know that Jamie-Lynn is actually dating Jerry Ferrara (who plays Turtle) in real life!

Awesome Homeless Guy Signs


Check out this list of the top 25 homeless guy signs.

The dude under the Newburgh/Beacon Bridge should give this a try... I think it would work much better (and be less creepy) than just standing there and staring at people.

Link

You've got to be S#!&*% me!

When Brett Favre retired (again) last season I predicted that he would be back (again). My sports-fan friends said "No! This time it's for real".

Ok...

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Motorcyclist forgets he's on a motorcycle

Texting while driving = dangerous

Reclining while riding a motorcycle = extremely dangerous

Doing both at the same time = The coolest guy in India

Woman gets stuck on drawbridge as it opens

Officials are baffled at how a Wisconsin woman got stuck on bridge, and managed to remain perched at a 45-degree angle as the bridge was raised.

When officials noticed the vehicle, it was lowered, and the woman was able to leave after questioning.

Man, she should have just stepped on the gas Blues Brothers style and made the jump!

Prank your hot friends with the dissolving bikini

I guess the hardest part of this prank is to figure out a way to give someone a bikini and have them put it on without washing it first. If you can figure out how to do that, you're in for a huh-larry-us afternoon in the pool! This bikini completely dissolves in water after 3 minutes. Don't believe me? Here's a NSFW video that demonstrates how it works (over 18 only).