You're welcome, Sick Puppies!

Our friends, Sick Puppies, release their new album Tri-Polar on Tuesday the 14th. I highly suggest you pick up a copy. Not an iTunes download... but an actual copy! That's because your's truly was thanked in the liner notes. Yep... I'm a star-maker, folks. If it wasn't for me (and 500 other people listed) Sick Puppies just wouldn't be where they are today. Check out Sick Puppies at The Chance in Poubhkeepsie on August 5th and see what I have created.

Actually, the thanks is probably for helping them with this awesome video we made when they were in the studio:

World's strongest vagina

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. (31 pound!) glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina. Congratulations, Tatiata! Now help me get the lid off this jar of peanut butter...

Full story and tips on your own "weight training" (slightly NSFW)

Corey Feldman shows up at the M.J. Memorial

I spent yesterday afternoon watching all of the strange and bizarre happenings at the Michael Jackson memorial while discussing it live with the listeners on facebook and twitter. The strangest moment of all: Brooke Shields awkward speech? Those sequined gloves? John Mayer's sexy serenade to the coffin? Nope... it had to be Corey Feldman showing up dressed as Michael. Now, if he only performed that dance from "Dream A Little Dream" on stage...

It's time to hit the N.J. boardwalk!

Want a glimpse into my high school memories of the Jersey Shore? Check out this clip from a 1994 documentary about Wildwood, NJ. I was probably staying at the Lotus Inn with my high school friends while this was being filmed. Now you know why I moved away and married a girl from Connecticut!



Thanks to Joseph for the video submission!

Megan Fox's new movie trailer: less toe-thumbs, more bubbies!

The trailer for "Jennifer's Body" will show before Bruno this weekend. It's a red-band trailer, which means that it's not censored. The movie was written by the chick that wrote "Juno" and I think it looks pretty good... although Megan Fox's bubbies keep distracting me from what's actually going on.

Do you see MJ's ghost?

People are trying to say that Michael Jackson's ghost paid an appearance on Larry King over the weekend during a live shot of Neverland Ranch on CNN. What do you think?

Hitler finds out that Michael Jackson has died